Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted but they taste awful

i wish for a new car

 

[havass]

Granted. Once you get inside, the car explodes.

I wish I had a pen.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. Fifteen of them in fact.

I wish clowns weren't so creepy.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but now mimes are even creepier now.

I wish Calvin and Hobbes came back...

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. Now you have to watch them go away again.

I wish MSPaint Adventures would update even more!

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but the value of gold has degraded so those eggs are worthless.

I wish I could fly.

 

[JezebelinHell]

Granted, but you can never land.

I wish my homework was finished for the week.

 

[Impluse_101]

It's your mother's urine. That doesn't get me probed right?

I wish for some company at night which will comfort me. No Slendermans, I'm home alone!

Granted! And it is Slenderman *Bleep*er!

MY STACHE GIVES ME STRENGTH!

Edit for OT: Granted, but the homework becomes twice as hard the next week

I wish I had a wish.

 

[Nouw]

I ruin your wish by giving you 2 wishes.

I wish for 1 wish.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but your wish has been predetermined as a wish for no more Halo RP.

I wish for a less granted wish.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted. Now you can't wish for anything.

I wish Dr. susse would stop farting music at me.

 

[Someperson307]

Granted. Now he burps it at you.

I wish for a book to read by candlelight.

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

Granted, but the book combusts near the candle.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[T-Bone24]

Granted, but you can't wish for that.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.

 

[havass]

Granted, but after you learnt it a disease killed every single pianist in the world.

I wish my wish was granted.

 

[Impluse_101]

Granted but you cant make a wish like that

I wish this robot didnt have to die... or any of the humans.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but now YOU have to die.

I wish I had a pet that looked like Impulse's avatar.

 

[Impluse_101]

Granted, but that pet is me, and I have to die.

I wish I didnt have two wishes.