Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Agent Cross]

Granted, but it's empty.

I wish I had a clue.

 

[LupusDei]

Granted, But the clue leads to the grave of Jack The Hat, And now you have the entire mafia after you.

I wish Limited edition copy of FF7 for PC, Including mint condition Disk, box and Manual.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted but your pc explodes from greatness

i wish i could fight a dragon

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but you lose. Hey, you didn't say anything about winning the fight.

I wish knew where Gypsy's new avatar was from.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you quickly forget.

I wish for an interview with Nathan Fillion.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but he stalks you after the interview.

I wish Disney hadn't made the Prince of Persia movie, and that the property had been given to a better director and screenwriter.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted but all the roles are played by Matthew McConaughey

i wish i had a robot arm to replace the one i lost in the dragon fight

 

[Solo-Wing]

Granted but it's programed to strangle you in your sleep

I wish to be able to get free games on steam.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted but the steam burns you horribly

i wish the arm had an off button

 

[LupusDei]

Granted, But by off it means, Take off and as such your now somewhere on pluto.

I wish I had a scandalous picture of the escapist below me.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but you are scarred for life for looking at it.

I wish more people knew about some of the more underrated games, like Metal Arms and Valkyria Chronicles.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but now they also hate them.

I wish people would visit my Objection thread more often and that it wouldn't get locked.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but he stalks you after the interview.

Hooray!

Granted, but they're all trolls.

I wish for a jetpack!

 

[Solo-Wing]

Granted but it has no controls so you fly head first into a mountain

I wish my computer is faster.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but now you can never catch it. Better save up for a new computer!

I wish for a robot dog like Rex from Fallout: New Vegas.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted, but its brain dead now.

I wish I had biotic powers... and that I could control and use them effectively.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but you have the L2 implants and you end up suffering major physical pain.

I wish I was better at math.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Granted but your horrible at everything else.

I wish for a wish that cant be ruined.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, you don't get a wish.

I wish people will stop complaining about some party members not wearing helmets in space in Mass Effect 2.