Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[AwesomeExpress]

Seeing as how you didn't really wish it, I'm going to regard it as a statement..

I wish I had a lucky duck that would follow me around.

 

[Nouw]

Granted, but it only follows you around because it wants to eat you!

I wish my brother stopped bothering me.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but now it bothers you that he has stopped.

 

[scorptatious]

I wish he made a wish.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted but his wish made you sad

i wish i could make fire with my mind

 

[Solo-Wing]

Granted but you set your self aflame each usage.

I wish my Dreamcast worked again...

 

[MrJKapowey]

Granted, but to make it work the life force of one hundered kittens was removed. I hope you're proud of yourself.

I wish next weeks NCIS was on today.

 

[SkyeNeko]

Granted, but all the actors and actresses have been replaced by 20 somethings who think they can act.

I wish I could get more sleep tonight.

 

[Cash84]

Granted. But you never wake up.

I wish my post gets Ninja'd...

 

[brtshstel]

Granted.

I wish I had a good, working espresso machine.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but he won't approve of any Renegade choices you make.

I wish someone would make me chocolate pudding at 4 a.m.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted but it is total jankenstein.

I wish I knew the definition of the term "jankenstein".

 

[Solo-Wing]

Granted but you forget the definitions to all other words in the english language.

I wish I had a super computer.

 

[zfactor]

Granted, but it achieves self awareness and tries to kill all mankind.

I wish I had a super fast car.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You get killed in a drag race crash because your car was too fast for you to control.

I wish for me to not feel like I'm sick.

 

[brtshstel]

Granted. Instead you feel like you're dying a painful death.

I wish for peanut butter.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but it gets stuck on the roof of your mouth, and you'll never get if off.

I wish there would be a new Gex game that didn't suck.

 

[Cash84]

Granted, but it blows instead.

I wish i had knives on chains like Kratos

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but they are seared onto your skin, so you can never take them off.

I wish Fallout: New Vegas wasn't so buggy.