Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but now they start wishing for a boyfriend.

I wish for a 10 terabyte hard drive.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but it is permanently formatted to work only with Martian technology.

I wish for the banishment of this stuffed nose.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, you're sealed within it.

I wish for _____________.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, but its a robber who can't spell you receive instead of whatever it is you want.

I wish for something else.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Not granted.

I wish for someone who understands Canadian.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but the only proper english he knows is to insult you at a very personal level. Making you depressed.

I wish I was a duck.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. It's duck season. *lifts shotgun*

I wish for malware.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but they have Justin Bieber's smiling face on the crotch.

I wish I no longer had the flu...OR ANY OTHER DISEASE. Nice try.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. But I reappear on the site to give them to you.

I wish for SPRING BREAK!!

 

[Link_to_Future]

Hell yes party at my house!!

Erm...

Granted. Poisoned mushroom from Mario. But it only shrinks your penis. At least it tasted good though!

I wish to be chloroformed.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, though you don't get the witty ruined wish you actually wanted. Wait...

I wish for some to help me understand what I just said.