Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Robert632]

Granted. the cake was so perfect it blows your mind into little pieces.

I wish for me to not hate pie.

 

[Wintermoot]

granted but it explodes for no real reason

I wish for a klondike bar

 

[Wintermoot]

granted but its used toilet paper

I wish for EP3

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but there is no lead.

I wish a piece of toast.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Granted. It's even hotter than the last one. The cup melts and it spills all over you.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Granted. It's heavy though, so the star falls down and lands on your head. Bonk.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Granted, but due to a deal with the Captcha company, the Escapist can only run with captchas enabled. Ergo, no more Escapist.

I wish I was better at coming up with ideas for an RP.


EDIT: Oh holy Sh*t, I accidently pressed the 'report' button next to my post whilst trying to click the 'March Mayhem' bar...

Am I screwed?

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Your good at coming up with them, you just can't ever finish one because all your RPers vanish before the RP is even off the ground.

I wish that I had a less cowardly personality.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Granted. You end up getting yourself killed because of your new found impulse.

I wish for a new Resident evil game, that brings back the old style of playing. I.E Zombies, dark areas etc.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. BY way of coincidences, You never get to see them dance or wear their hats.

I wish for an apple.

 

[wizard_joe88]

Granted, but the picture isn't something you'd be proud to tell other people about

I wish for my friend would stop telling me to wish for a girlfriend right now. I CAN WISH FOR ANYTHING DAMN IT!