Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Robert632]

Granted. now all animals can't die. They still breed though. Let the over population begin.

I wish for a slice of life.

 

[Nouw]

The cake is a lie, ha!

I wish for a good movie to watch.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted but your head explodes

i wish for absolutely nothing

 

[Robert632]

granted. Everything you own is taken away from you, leaveing you with nothing. This includes your body and mind and such.

I wish for a keyborad that I didn't spill ketchup in.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Here, this one is made from pure pubic hair.

I wish I had a grilled cheese.

 

[Wondermint13]

Granted, but the cheese is so hot it melts your lips together.

I wish I had tickets to the Eurovision final this year!

 

[cryogeist]

Granted but someone kills you for them

i wish for an apple pie

 

[Phoxinator]

Granted but everything you touch now turns into apple pie.

I wish for a sane mother

 

[Steam Whistle]

You get your knife but it was used as a murder weapon and now has your finger prints on it.

I wish the floor is lava

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You are being bombarded with rockets ight now.

I wish for grass for armpit hair.

 

[Robert632]

...

I wish for a group of clowns to kidnap me.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Here, the kitty needs to be fed

I wish that Toy Story 3 would win the best picture oscar tonight.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It was a pity award though, as all the people involved in the movie got killed just before the oscars.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.