Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[cryogeist]

Granted i use you for fire wood becuase i got a new one

I wish i could impale anyone with spikes at will

 

[Voodoomancer]

Granted. The pitch makes your eardrums burst and your bones crack.

I wish the captchas were more amusing.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted your poisoned

i wish my ability didnt back fire at all

 

[cryogeist]

Granted your new kidneys replace ALL of your other internal organs you die instanly

do i have to wish...

 

[cryogeist]

Granted its on the other side of the world

I wish for carrot cake

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

There, feel happy?

Because your going to feel like Eyor for the rest of your days.

I wish this wish wouldn't be granted.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted oh wait....

I wish that my family was happy

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Granted oh wait....

I wish that my family was happy

Your family of Gold fish are now the happiest goldfish in the world

Granted. All wishes I ever wished for have been revoked. I feel slightly tipsy.

I wish that people treated me with respect.

You have plenty of respect after 40 years in prison sharing the cell with Mr. Serial Rapist.

I wish you granted your own wish.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: This guy sat down and the Earth stopped rotating

I wish for one MILLION (1901 gold) DOLLARS!

 

[cryogeist]

Granted it monopoly money
i wish that guy didnt sit down

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Congradulations, everybody is now a douchebag racist.

I wish my money in 1901 US gold dollars.