Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[cryogeist]

Granted its mmmmmmme!

i wish for...something

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Merry Christmas

I wish I could divide by zero.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted...thanks asshole you just fucked us all...

i wish i didnt have this brain tumor or ANYTHING bad

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Granted...thanks asshole you just fucked us all...

I wish i didnt have this brain tumor or ANYTHING bad

You don't have the tumor, but everybody you know does.

I wish I was immortal.

 

[cryogeist]

i wish you wished

 

[cryogeist]

Granted but everyone dies

i wish he didnt divide by zero

 

[cryogeist]

Granted it fell down the ever expanding pit it made

i wish that pit wasnt ever expanding!

 

[cryogeist]

Granted HAIL GRAMMAR NAZI (i suck at that kind of stuff )

i wish i could sleep instantly

 

[Robert632]

Granted. That someone just isn't me.

I wish for bacon.

 

[Nouw]

Granted, he is a psychopath however.

I wish for a psychopath.

 

[Nouw]

Granted, you have it in an unopenable box.

I wish for pies. Lots of it. I do not care for how it's given to me or it's state, I WANT PIE@!!

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Whatever the hell it is you're trying to say.

I wish I understood what that last wish was about.