Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[cryogeist]

Granted its a cup with joe in it..and hes a axe murderer

i wish i didnt have to wish

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted but you have a continuous back ache.

I wish for a gingerbread man.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. 'I wish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale!

[sub]That's all[/sub]

 

[cryogeist]

granted but its boring old cake

i wish i was dead

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted.

Spoiler

It explodes in your living room.

Granted. But a necromancer comes along and now you're undead. But hey, it counts.


I wish for more horror movies

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. It's clotted.

I wish for a white horse.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Granted. It's a soggy cardboard box. It contains dog poo.

I wish I wasn't so bored right now.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you're now entertained by the slightest of things and you die of laughter.

I wish that girl wasn't my pre-ex-girlfriend.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted she is your kill now

I wish that i didnt have to wish

 

[scorptatious]

Granted. It burns you instead.

I wish that I have bazookas for arms.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted but you cant load them

I wish i could enter this thread again

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Wow, you pulled the corpse of the president with your hand prints all over his skinned body on national television! Neat trick!

I wish I was the man your man could smell like.