Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Robert632]

Granted. the only way to acomplish this is to stop everything ever.

I wish for a drop of water to land on my head.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted but it happens over and over and OVER next thing you know your straped to a chair and your being tortured

I wish i couldnt die

(hey robert glad to see you left that other ruin a wish game)

 

[Robert632]

Granted. I get jealous so I lock you in a safe and throw you in the ocean.

I wish I could litteraly make a mountain out of a mole hill.

(Did you miss me?)

 

[cryogeist]

Granted but some how one way or another it falls on you

I wish i wasnt in this safe

(yeah you always had good and funny things to say)

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Merpeople broke you out of the safe just to eat you. Due to you being immortal, you recover whatever they take off you almost immedietly. Now you are tied to a table with merpeople constantly eating you.

I wish that I wasn't so tired.

(Well thank you very much. You were funny to.)

 

[cryogeist]

Granted its because your dead

I wish i was a ghost

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Your a Genourous Hectare Of Shitty Trolly's.

I wish I didn't was on a plane right now.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but now you're Forest Gump.

I wish for the wind to die down.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you and your box of chocolates get eaten by a giant worm.

I wish for a boat of my own!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you get a drink in your invintory, but you can't access it.

I wish for a leprechaun.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you buy one. No one should be denied that.

I wish for a magic couch.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted that remake is going a head full steam.

I wish for less pants.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Granted but it's made out of razor wire

I wish I could draw