Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Not G. Ivingname]

You have, but you always forget what to wish for.

I wish that I had Duke Nukem Forever RIGHT NOW

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You had to sell your family into slavery to get it early, and it sucks worse then E.T.

I wish for less bullshit.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted you dont have any arms or legs

I wish i had a pet fish

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Why don't you go for a swim with him

Spoiler: Your fish!

I wish for a flying mongoose.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Granted. It's bloody piping hot though. So hot, in fact, you receive 3rd degree burns on the inside of your mouth an throat.

I wish I could watch this forum better, because threads keep flying pages ahead when I'm not looking.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Apple.

I wish for less of a sweet tooth.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted...now you dont have any teeth

i wish i knew why i came to this site

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but then you stop ticking..

I wish I could have a helicopter of my own.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but like a sponge, it just goes right back through you.

I wish I could meet Hank Azaria.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Granted, it is unfortunately mutated and shrivels under contact with any kind of natural of artificial light.

I wish for a G36.

 

[Axzarious]

Granted. You are teleported into the middle of a firefight of angry pirates, one of which is armed with one.

I wish for the ability to fire lasers.

 

[Axzarious]

Granted, however you are now only capable of using the words "What Ever" in any form of communication, being it speaking, writing, and so on.

I wish you grant all my wishes to the spirit and letter of the wish.