Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Dango]

Granted, but only exists in someone else's mind.

I wish for waffles.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted! they are in japan but no one but you can touch em

I wish i knew what to wish for

 

[Dango]

Granted, but it's something you don't want.

I wish for Microsoft Points.

 

[cryogeist]

granted 1 MS point

I wish for my next wish not to get ruined

 

[cryogeist]

Granted!....you sick fucker

I wish for everything to happen but at the same time nothing happens

 

[Robert632]

The world explodes as I try to grant that wish. You dick

I wish that I was more assertive.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you're more of an ass than ever!

I wish for a plate full of nachos.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted!
fix one little shred of cheese on it!

I wish i divided by zero

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you cease to exist!

I wish I had more cheese!

 

[cryogeist]

Granted! it crushes you!

I wish the universe exploded

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, an alternate universe explodes, killing billions of innocent lawn fairies and garden unicorns.

I wish I could meet Scott Caan.

 

[atwin32]

Granted. It's shaped like a knife.

I wish that I could reverse time.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Granted, He buys you a cake and then gives you a banana.
I wish for a car.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted!
It blows up

I wish i could kill chuck Norris

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Granted, you Kill Chuck Norris, but what really did happen was that Chuck did move so fast, that you way of trying to kill him, hits you instead and Chuck pisses Napalm over you.

I wish I had Cookie

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. It is made of arsenic.

I wish for a viral infection.