Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, now there's nothing in there at all.

I wish raindrops came in different colours.

 

[LFC Scouser]

Granted but it only rains once every 1000 years

I wish for a pet panda

 

[Mettking]

Granted, you are now a criminal for holding an endangered animal.

I wish for a dwarf beard.

 

[LFC Scouser]

Granted you are now female

I wish for 1 dollar

 

[cryogeist]

Granted!
it explodes

I wish i knew how that is possible

 

[LFC Scouser]

Granted you know only that and nothing else

I wish for a brick.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted!
*beats you to death with it*

I wish I had a human shredder to put your body in

 

[LFC Scouser]

Granted it's broken

I wish for a lamp post

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, they're invisible.

I wish my dinner would make itself.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, it also eats itself..

I wish for a giant parrot.

 

[Athol]

Granted! It eats you.

I wish for more wishes

 

[Queen Michael]

You get them, but they're all wishes for disembowelment!

I wish for the Neo badge.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted!
you then get banned

I wish for stuff

 

[mudkip201]

Granted, but then it kills you.
I wish that the next person's wish won't be corrupted.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but then I don't wish for anything..

 

[sseh2661]

granted
but its a gay ninja named steav that wears a pink suit

i wish for an electric guitar

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You have a guitar made of electricity. Have fun trying to play it. Or even touch it.

I wish for a bunch of bees to sting my brother.