Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[JasonKaotic]

Granted. The monsters then vaporise before your eyes and you're left with an empty can as your only earthly possession.

I wish for a can of hippies.

 

[GunstarHero]

You can't, like, OWN a can, man.

I wish for a fish who can wish.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but it takes away your future wishes and spends them on fish food.

I wish I didn't have to study for this exam...

 

[Mettking]

Granted, your just going to fail it anyway. So why bother studing.

I wish pie.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. Here it is.

I wish I could watch the 6th season of Dr. Who. Also, that it is awesome.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ganted but it's too good to keep going so it's the last season ever.

I wish for a drink free drink.

 

[GunstarHero]

Granted, seven lesbians appear from your wardrobe, applying lipstick to everything. Their meaning is a little lost by this action.

I wish for a Power Glove.

 

[GunstarHero]

Granted, he follows you everywhere telling you what to do. If you don't do it, he kicks you in the bum.

I wish for a bum.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted. But sadly, the copy of the game I give you is broken.

I wish I had passed my assessment today.

 

[GunstarHero]

Granted, she's so cool, if you get frisky, you get hypothermia.

I wish for a huge TV.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted
he kills you

I wish for NoThInG

 

[Holy_Handgrenade]

Granted, there will never be anything ever again.

I wish I was in the Dragon age universe.

 

[cryogeist]

GRANTED!
you get stabbed to death

I wish for pie

 

[Holy_Handgrenade]

Granted you have mathematical pie all the fun with no calories.

I wish that I had a talking monkey companion.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Granted... He is calling you names, calling your mothers horrible things and he is getting you in to fights over and over again.

I wish my avatar would work!