Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[cryogeist]

Granted!
you then die

I wish for every everything

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. It all appears in your stomach simultaneously. You are fucked.

I wish all my homework was done.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but all the answers are incorrect, you get an F.

I wish I wasn't on probation...

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Can't be on Probation in Prison! Don't drop the soap.

I wish it would snow!

 

[Frank Fontaine]

Granted, but its irreversable, and as soon as you picture and old person and your skin is in contact with another part of your skin, you'll age and go too senile to use it.

I wish for friends that will never betray me.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you lose all your friends and now all the friends you have are imaginary. But they got your back.

I wish for a souffle.

 

[Frank Fontaine]

Granted. Its barf flavored

I wish for an A in all of my classes
(I love my imaginary friends, by the way. Thank you~)

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you're still considered a failure by everyone.

I wish for a first class one way ticket to Albuquerque.

 

[Frank Fontaine]

Granted, but you died. You didn't leave the tray table up and the seat back in the full upright position.

I want to do a good job while cosplaying for once

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you get a good job, but your costume sucks.

I wish for a bowl full of jello.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted!
But its all them making fun on it

I wish that it was vacation

 

[cryogeist]

Granted
>_>
<_<
its poisoned

I wish all internet trolls vanished

 

[cryogeist]

Granted
You die laughing

I wish for world peace with the human race still alive

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted, just go into your bed room. See that mess? perfect chaos.

I wish it was sunny today.