Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[cryogeist]

Granted...its a black hole

I wish i wasnt depressed

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted now everyone hates you for no reason

i wish infamous 2 was out already

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Granted your alive but we all have to live with you dam it

i wish i had my own robot

 

[willofbob]

granted, but you were too.

isn't this fun.

I wish I had something to add to this.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted. They flew all the way from Transylvania, but didn't take timezones into consideration and were burnt to ash by the sunlight before they got the chance to do anything.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, it's one of those little digital pets and its batteries run out quicker than ever before!

I wish I had a Yes Man.

 

[willofbob]

Granted. He dies horribly in an accident involving a ballistic chicken and some sandpaper.

I wish for Al Pacino to replace Bill Gates

 

[willofbob]

granted, you become Terry Pratchett: you are witty, but you're in your 60s and have alzheimers.

I wish I was Rocky from lackadaisy.

I also wish you would look up my obvious plug.

go ahead, it won't take two minutes.

www.lackadaisycats.com

go ahead. take a peak. you know you want to.

 

[willofbob]

Which ones he?

I wish my Alzheimers would go away.

you didn't answer my wish. or my plug

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I think you should have said wistfulness...

Granted, but you failed in grammer.

I wish for a universal remote control.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but your soul now belongs to Satan.

I wish I can actually find my iPod.