Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Best of the 3]

Granted. You are now Edward Cullen with a slight colour change.

I wish for strawberry iceceam.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted, you are now a teenager zombie.

I wish my brother could stop downloading now.

 

[Best of the 3]

FIne by me xD

Granted, you are sent all the work to your home, with extra homework.

I wish I could think of a wish.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted, she now doesn't exist.

I wish for a better day today than yesterday.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted! you die tomorrow

I wish i did not have to go to school

 

[Frank Fontaine]

Granted! Corpses don't have to attend.

I wish I understood all languages

 

[cryogeist]

Granted!
but a new worldwide language is declared making your new found knowledge useless!

I wish skype had spell check

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted. Now you have to drink 1 litre of water every minute not to die.

I wish I had more spare time.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted...TO DIE!!!!

I wish i was Dead

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but you are alive in the underworld. Enjoy choking on sulfurous gasses for the rest of your existence.

I wish for cold.

 

[Athol]

Granted, you are now trapped in an absolute zero enviroment.

I wish for a nice day

 

[willofbob]

granted, microsoft word is now law and Bill Gates rules the world

I wish Monty Python never split up and for them to still be as funny today as they were at the "Life of Brian" era