Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

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[Dr.Susse]

Granted but manly men are now hunted for a sport.

I wish for no rain tomorrow.

 

[steeple]

granted, it's hail!

I wish more random people will post here!

 

[Robert632]

Granted. All the new posters are trolls posting pictures of disgusting...stuff.

I wish I could have been less vague in that wish ruining.

 

[steeple]

granted, you perfectly describe cthulhu and go mad as a result

I wish I could see cthulhu and stay (relatively) sane...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but everyone can see him now, he's a actor now.

I wish I was in a horror comedy troupe.

 

[steeple]

granted, but you forget the u' and are now stuck in tvtropes forever!

I wish for mad skillz...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you've now got mad skill(s) in peeling potatoes.

I wish that Jones Soda would bring back Cola and Vanilla Cola.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. They use a voodoo ritual to bring back those colas, resulting in a cola zombie apocalypse.

I wish for a sword that's hidden in my butt.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

@Robert: I don't think that's a bad thing.. I get my colas, and a zompocalypse? Sweet deals!

Granted, it's one of those small plastic swords that people get in their fruity cocktail drinks. And it breaks seconds later.

 

[steeple]

I wish people wont forget about wishing stuff in this thread...

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Now everyone forgets to ruin things.

I wish the GM in the RP I'm in would stop being so nice about the RP being on an unofficial hiatus so I can be good and mad.

Also

@Robert: I don't think that's a bad thing.. I get my colas, and a zompocalypse? Sweet deals!

Granted, it's one of those small plastic swords that people get in their fruity cocktail drinks. And it breaks seconds later.

Well the thing I was trying to get across was that their was only zombie colas running(rolling?) around, and I doubt you'd want to find out what the consequences of drinking a zombie cola would be.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Uh... granted... but you ...um... once the RP starts back up, both your HP and XP are back down to one. And then it's put back on hiatus, but this time it's official.

I wish for a card to already be in the mail, from myself to my cousin, and it's a nice card and everything.

 

[steeple]

granted, the card you've sent somehow got anthrax in it... your cousin is now dead... forever...

I wish to be able to sing opera

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but the first note you sing breaks your vocal chords.

I wish for a ghost.

 

[steeple]

granted, it gets busted...

I wish for an awesome theme-song

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It never stops playing ever. and you soon die of sleep deprivation due to it, though not before your become very sick of your theme.

I wish for the bestest pancake ever.

 

[Seydaman]

Granted.
But the chemicals that made it the bestest pancake ever gave you cancer.

I wish for happiness.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted happiness is the name of a new disease which means it hurts to laugh. Part of the ironic strain of diseases.

I wish for a good week.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, However you live this one week out for ever and ever, never escaping or changing anything. You don't even have control over your own body.

I wish for helicopters at sunset.