Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Porygon-2000]

Granted, it tastes like crap (which it does, incidentally)

I wish those damn spy-bots would leave my vulnerable back alone!

 

[madseverus]

Granted, now everyone in a 5 mile vicinity of you wants one.

I wish for a car.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, it's a vintage 1954 Chevy truck model car. Mint-condition, still in the box.

I wish for some cheese.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. I feel less evil today so there's too much salt in it.
I wish for longer days and years.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Granted, it's so thorough, it even wipes the display clean off!

I wish I could get out of bed in the morning

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted, but you can't get out of your house.

I wish valve made better quality games more frequently

 

[Porygon-2000]

Granted. Say hello to Team Fortress 3, 4, 5, 6....

I wish I could draw

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. Your drawings are so great they are stolen and never seen again. All of them.
I wish for $764.98 quick.

 

[dtgenshiken7]

Granted, you overdose on sleeping pills and never wake up.

I wish for the below wish to go wrong.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Granted, you cause a paradoxical singularity that erases you from time.

I wish I had a good ringtone for my phone.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, its easy to relax your muscles after being beheaded.

I wish for a wingmate.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted you recieve a few bits of rice but I eat the rice you already had.

I wish to pass all my classes at school.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted, but you get annoying oranges with them. and a knife that stabs you to death.

I wish that I know how you feel.