Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Calibanbutcher]

Granted, but the bar got too hot during shippind and is now molten and sticky.

I wish for the answers to the univers, the meaning of life and everything.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Damn double post.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Granted, but they are all bad ports of already existing games and even worse movie tie-ins.

I wish for a new fancy saeco coffee-machine.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Granted but with a years supply of Kopi Luwak coffee.

I wish for a those Nikey trainers in Back to the Future Part II

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Granted but with a years supply of Kopi Luwak coffee.

I wish for a those Nikey trainers in Back to the Future Part II

Granted, but they aren't your size but rather 3 sizes too small.

I wish for weapon-grade uranium.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, the uranium is unstable and explodes in your face as it gets delivered to you.

I wish for better headphones.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Granted but it has rabies.

I wish for an H.R.Giger Ibanez S-series guitar.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, it's horribly out of tune and you can never fix it.

I wish for more Twitter.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, you're sucked into the internet and must read every single twitter post ever.

I wish for a dish.

 

[Becca]

Granted, you now have Diffuse Idiopathic Skeletal Hyperostosis
(Forestier's Disease).

I wish I could change the world.

 

[Saltarius]

Granted. It is now under alien rule.

I wish for my wish to not be ruined.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, but your wish was for nothing to change.

I wish for more LoL.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

I wish for more puns. Good ones.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, it's the last one you eat for the rest of your life.

I wish for less Disney singers.

 

[Padwolf]

Granted, but the Disney singers are all that play on the radio from now on.

I wish for all the internet lag to stop.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, it is replaced with various pop-ups of "unmentionables".

I wish for better WiFi.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. It's password aecured and you forgot what the password is.


I wish for more ponies