Ryanair to spice up trips with In-Flight Porn

[TJC]

HAHAHAHAHAHA XD
This is hilarious...
besides, who likes to watch porn without jerking off? What else can you do with porn? I doubt people watch it because of the stellar acting or the great directing.

and I'm not really hot on wanking while strangers are around and if others do that around me I'll start bringing hedge clippers into airplanes, flight security be damned.


Other than that... in theory, it's not that bad an idea but theory is a flimsy thing :/

 

[Dumbfish1]

Maybe I've been flying different planes to everyone else, but in all the planes I've been on, you sit next to other people. People that would take offense to you jerking off next to them.

Unless the passengers don't intend to use the porn for masturbation. You know, because there's so many other things you can do with porn.

Maybe they just enjoy the carefully woven narrative?

 

[ANImaniac89]

Will they give out privacy curtains with this? Maybe a single serving box of tissues?


THIS IS A HORRIBLE FUCKING IDEA!!!

I was creeped out sitting next to a guy who was reading a porno mag on a flight.

 

[Jelly ^.^]

Hmm, I would have thought they mean the likes of this movie [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074113/] which is fucking hilarious regardless of whether it's x-rated or not.

A musical where they sing about all the king's horses and all the king's men being unable to help Humpty Dumpty with his erectile dysfunction? That's schlocky, camp comedy gold right there!

(LINK IS THE IMDB PAGE AND IS SFW.)

Edit: This actually sounds like the evolution on that airline where you speed-date in the air. Just have couples in each row able to watch the same screen and curtains running along the aisles and you have some potential for the 'long haul trans-continental mutual masturbationary flight' classification.

 

[Double A]

The only reason people watch porn is to fap, so unless you can bring those things into the bathroom, they're just doing this for publicity. Even if you can, this is still publicity.

No one is going to watch porn on a plane.

 

[Saltyk]

Huh. Really?

On the one hand. Sure why not?
On the other ha... Oh gross man. Get your hand out of your pants! We're in public. On a plane. With children on board. And people that don't don't want to see you doing that. Like me.

 

[Jonluw]

What, so I'm going to sit there all cramped and make myself as horny as possible over the course of the flight?
Why the hell would I do that?
It's not like I can jack off in my seat, so why would I want to watch porn?

And imagine watching the stuff and constantly coming into awkward elbow-contact with the guy next to you...

 

[Get_A_Grip_]

I enjoy pornographic material. However, I would not like to watch pornography while sitting beside someone who's only a few inches away from me and vice versa.

 

[Vegosiux]

I somehow get the feeling that controversy is the main aim of Ryanair's statement in the first place, and that they're going "Mission accomplished" about now.

 

[TheGreatAndPowerfulZOG]

God, imagine the awkward lines to the restroom.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

I really don't see this actually happening, and being a travel agent - I'm not quite sure how my clients would react to this news ! I personally find it a bit of a strange feature to have on a flight, maybe next you'll be able to order a hooker too?

 

[TheGreatAndPowerfulZOG]

Hmm, I would have thought they mean the likes of this movie [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074113/] which is fucking hilarious regardless of whether it's x-rated or not.

A musical where they sing about all the king's horses and all the king's men being unable to help Humpty Dumpty with his erectile dysfunction? That's schlocky, camp comedy gold right there!

(LINK IS THE IMDB PAGE AND IS SFW.)

Edit: This actually sounds like the evolution on that airline where you speed-date in the air. Just have couples in each row able to watch the same screen and curtains running along the aisles and you have some potential for the 'long haul trans-continental mutual masturbationary flight' classification.

Hahahaha dude that movie ruled!

 

[Comando96]

Ugh, Ryan-Air, what lows will you sink to next.

The stewardesses are also prostitutes, strippers and pole dancers...

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Also generally they could start charging money to allow oxygen into the passenger section so people either risk death per the length of the fight or pay extra.................

shit shit shit shit. I have just given them 4 idea's.

 

[Inkidu]

As a literary man I think I can appreciate the duality of watching a porno about nailing the hot flight attendant on an airplane on an airplane.

 

[XT inc]

When I was getting on a transfer in North Carolina I checked out some stores and every shop inside the past security area had a wide, Wiiiide array of pornographic magazines.

There is now no escape, full saturation of being able to porn it up midflight.

Pretake off bam you got your magazine, clear to use electronics a laptop, bored of your porn, inflight movie.

 

[katsumoto03]

Well, being around random people is pretty much the #1 boner killer for me so...

Uh, can we just not?

I mean, I doubt you'd be allowed to just start fapping right there so it's a little pointless, and I don't really want to sit next to someone who's watching porn anyways.

 

[Tartarga]

I'm just going to assume masturbating to said porn would be frowned upon. If so then this is just evil, giving people porn and not allowing them to fap to it. That's a dick move Ryan-air.

 

[Vault Citizen]

Suddenly that famous Samuel L Jackson quote about snakes and planes has taken on an entirely new (and much creepier) meaning.

 

[idarkphoenixi]

Call me crazy but when I watch porn, I'm watching it for a very particular reason. I don't think I'd have the privacy to do that on a public airplane...

 

[urilukin]

Sweet jizzin' jesus O___0