Ryanair to spice up trips with In-Flight Porn

[MasterOfHisOwnDomain]

"Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn't we?"

We have an ignorance emergency people! Someone get this man a bed!

Hotel =/= an aeroplane ...

 

[Corinthius]

I'd just like to point out that the source for this is The Sun, not exactly the most reputable of news outlets ever. Sensationalist tabloid writing is their forte, so I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it's all been exaggerated.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

Maybe I've been flying different planes to everyone else, but in all the planes I've been on, you sit next to other people. People that would take offense to you jerking off next to them.

I don't think they actually intend to allow people to masturbate on the plane. Just watch porn. Which doesn't make any damned sense, because you'd essentially be paying for the opportunity to blueball yourself.

logic.

you have lots it seems.

OT: really..yeah some porn MIGHT be above C quality in terms of development, but porn = happy time = fap fap fap =/= planes

i have no problem with people watching porn, honestly, i might even peep for a second or two probably, but really it's just gonna leave everyone with a large piece of wood and no room to do anything with it.

 

[wammnebu]

Suddenly that famous Samuel L Jackson quote about snakes and planes has taken on an entirely new (and much creepier) meaning.

you just made my day

 

[Sam17]

Do they still charge you a pound to take a piss?

 

[Treblaine]

the real debate, which is more or less inappropriate to watch on a plane?

Hardcore Porn or United 93?

 

[Racecarlock]

Oh, don't be so hard on them. They're just jerking around with ideas to find what works.

Besides, it says they also offer regular movies and games. That's actually pretty sweet.

 

[Risingblade]

Who the hell watches porn on an airplane...gross Dx

 

[Vonnis]

I don't really see the point of watching porn in a situation without privacy, but if others do, more power to them. As long as they don't suddenly whip out their tool whilst I'm sitting next to them I wouldn't have a problem with it.
Then again, I never fly with Ryanair anyway.

 

[shrekfan246]

Suddenly that famous Samuel L Jackson quote about snakes and planes has taken on an entirely new (and much creepier) meaning.

I laughed at that more than I think I should have.

Ryan-Air, making inappropriate boners on planes that little bit easier.

Don't you mean "Making inappropriate boners on planes that little bit harder?"

Better yet, nail the hot flight attendant on the airplane while you both watch a porno about nailing a hot flight attendant on an airplane. Then film it, and nail another hot flight attendant on an airplane while watching that film. Film that. See just how many layers you can go.

We need to go deeper. Bow chicka bow wow.

Actually OT: I just can't understand the logic behind it, but I suppose they're allowed to do it? Maybe?

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

The reason you shouldn't have porn, Mr O'Leary, is that a hotel is private accommodation and an aeroplane is public transport. You can't very well crack one off on the Metro, why would you be allowed to on an aeroplane? It's wrong, so very wrong.

Porn is not something that you watch without the intention of getting horny. There are some artistic variations but it's either clearly art or it's clearly porn, there's little room for a grey area.

 

[Virgilthepagan]

I'm flying with them to London in two weeks. Should I be worried about me seatmate er...racking the shotgun?

 

[ShakyFt Slasher]

Because EVERYONE wants to masturbate on a public airline...

 

[Jesus Phish]

It's obvious.

He want's to charge people for use of toilet stalls on his flights. He's stated that many many times. The porn is for hand held devices.

Pay for porn, pay for getting into the toilet stall.

 

[alandavidson]

Suddenly that famous Samuel L Jackson quote about snakes and planes has taken on an entirely new (and much creepier) meaning.

Oh god, in this context it almost made me cry with laughter.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

But masturbation will still obviously be strictly prohibited.

To my mind, watching porn without allowing yourself the end release is tantamount to masochism.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Ew ew eeeeewwwww EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
No thank you, although i feel this applies.
Yeah... DO. NOT. WANT.

 

[Gitty101]

Right - so what about the people sitting next to the people watching porn? Plus, what exactly can they do whilst watching said porn? Unless they're planning on erecting booths or something...

Heh... erecting...