Normally I'd say "God Bless 'Merica!", but this is Ireland. 0.othenumberthirteen said:Though maybe "Saucy Stewardesses 6" is just the thing I need to enjoy my holiday
My usual approach is useless here. [http://xkcd.com/55/]
Ryanair to spice up trips with In-Flight Porn
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My usual approach is useless here. [http://xkcd.com/55/]
Great so now I don't only have to deal with fat people, poor service and crying kids, but also people next to me flapping?
Great just great...
I'd be happier if Ryanair fired its drunk pilots [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1372847/Ryanair-pilot-job-despite-drunk-disorderly--TWICE.html], didn't fix their aeroplane with tape [http://www.newser.com/story/131723/ryanair-crew-slaps-tape-on-window-for-london-latvia-flight.html] or landed at the right airport, and not at a military base. [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/4859716.stm]
Then they could stop all the excess fines, charging people to use the loo...that sort of thing.
Then they could stop all the excess fines, charging people to use the loo...that sort of thing.
What happens if a toddler gets sat next to some randy 25 year-old who's a bit happy? Parents will have Ryanair's face on a plate for this.
EDIT: I just realised, Ryanair charge people £1 to take a piss. Given that the toilet is the only place to get any kind of privacy on a plane, they're gonna make a killing. Oh, you cunning bastards.
EDIT: I just realised, Ryanair charge people £1 to take a piss. Given that the toilet is the only place to get any kind of privacy on a plane, they're gonna make a killing. Oh, you cunning bastards.
really? you just sit around and watch porn for shits and grins? Thats weird...I mean whatever blows your hairback, just don't do it when I have to share elbow room with ya.Vegosiux said:
Ryan-Air, making inappropriate boners on planes that little bit easier.
Although it would be funny as hell if someone grew a handlebar moustache, got a dodgy hair cut and walked onto a plane, sat down gave the guy next to him a friendly hello and just whipped out his phone and started watching some of that hardcore stuff.
Although it would be funny as hell if someone grew a handlebar moustache, got a dodgy hair cut and walked onto a plane, sat down gave the guy next to him a friendly hello and just whipped out his phone and started watching some of that hardcore stuff.
Yea I don't want some random guy I don't even know getting "excited" 6 inches away from me. Those seats are damn near on top of each other, this is just a bad idea.
My friend, I am taking that as a personal challengeMegawat22 said:
OT: Flights are boring and unbearable enough as it is and the last thing you need is to be sat next to some guy fapping next to you. Besides that, isn't porn something that people watch in their private time? Why watch it in a public place?
Although if you sat next to a friend, you could mute it and dub over it yourselves to keep you entertained.
A Michael O' Leary, he truly is a national gem.
OP: I suppose it's just there as a money-making option. I assume people will use the bathroom if the mood strikes them. If you're sick enough to have a wank on a plane, in front of everyone, I don't think the presence of porn would make too much of a difference to you.
Besides, if they charge for porn AND the bathroom, that's double earnings for RyanAir.
OP: I suppose it's just there as a money-making option. I assume people will use the bathroom if the mood strikes them. If you're sick enough to have a wank on a plane, in front of everyone, I don't think the presence of porn would make too much of a difference to you.
Besides, if they charge for porn AND the bathroom, that's double earnings for RyanAir.
Better yet, nail the hot flight attendant on the airplane while you both watch a porno about nailing a hot flight attendant on an airplane. Then film it, and nail another hot flight attendant on an airplane while watching that film. Film that. See just how many layers you can go.Inkidu said:
OT: I'm not really sure what to say about this. My initial reaction was "if someone wants to watch porn, I don't see the problem". Then it sunk in that this is on a fucking airplane! I mean, really? Why bother, you're only going to be creeping out the people next to you.
Why do people do this? Why do they insist on putting sexually-explicit material at inappropriate places? There was this one time I went to an acquaintance's house and he put a picture of half-naked kissing lesbians at eye level above the toilet. Oh, sure, because arousing oneself while taking a piss is SO productive, what with the dick wanting to bend in the opposite direction of the pot. >_>
This is wonderful news, I have to fly with Ryanair again as soon as they implement it.
You always seem to see the negative things that will happen.
Imagine you have some really classy lady next to you and she starts watching porn, you recognize the movie and say: "Yeah, that's a good one, I watched that on my first flight"
Having worked at a Videostore (also renting out porn to customers) I don't think this is such a terrible idea...
You always seem to see the negative things that will happen.
Imagine you have some really classy lady next to you and she starts watching porn, you recognize the movie and say: "Yeah, that's a good one, I watched that on my first flight"
Having worked at a Videostore (also renting out porn to customers) I don't think this is such a terrible idea...
