Santa doesn't exist!

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Rpground

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i believed when i was very young but i soon figured out who was really eating those cookies and milk i left out,lol. my father was one hell of a loud eater xD
 

skitzo van

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Well what is there for us Jewish boys to not believe in anymore? The Menorah secretly has seven candles? OH NOES!!!
 

Marik2

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Greyfox105 said:
You're lying! Liar!
Santa does exist ;~;
If you don't have a chimney, he comes through the gas pipes, or the plumbing ;~;
LOL you should have put this video up :p
 

Impluse_101

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pulse2 said:
Yup, thought I'd just ruin it for some of you believers, yup, he doesn't exist, you've been lied to, it's one big money making scheme to swindle you of your precious cash.

Apart from that, when did you find out Santa didn't exist and what sort of spin on the theme did your parents give to you to ensure you believed it as long as you did? :)

I was always baffled as to how he came down our chimney...we didn't have one :/

You be trollin hard my friend, but none the less, Merry Christmas.
 

Vykrel

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found out around like 7 years old over a couple years. first thing was that id try to stay up all night, but hed never show up (yet i still got presents) and then i got a note, supposedly from Santa, telling me to be good and do my schoolwork yadda yadda. the note was in my dads handwriting.

didnt bother me much at all :p i always suspected

anyway, if i have kids i wont be lying to them about santa or any other holiday imaginaries. ill just be honest, but tell them not to spoil it for kids that think otherwise
 

HentMas

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hah, IF Santa doesnt exist, then why are so many people impersonating him?? huh?!? HUH?!?

TAKE THAT SMARTY PANTS!
 

emeraldrafael

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Oh no! Dont let my inner child hear that or he may kill himself and I wont exist in the future!!!

that being said, I was never raised with Santa, so I imagine I ruined many people's child hoods when they said santa was coming and I said good luck with that delusion.

...what?! I was born into one of those kinda Christian houses. Besides, its better then what my friends and I do now (go to the mall and sit talking loudly about how santa doesnt exist near the santa station or whatever your mall calls it). Yes, I fully realize I'm a monster.
 

Baldry

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He's real. Liar. And they tried to tell me when I was 8ish I think, younger probably.
 

siddif

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Who cares if he isnt real, the feeling of magic and wonderment that goes with santa is irreplaceable no need to be all grinchy.

I was told at 10 just before i did a couple of tests that decide which high school you go to (great timing) though thankfully it didnt ruin my grade
 

Lukeman1884

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Yeah, I never believed in Santa. I'm originally from China, and we aren't overly big on Xmas, and by the time I moved to NZ and learnt about him, I was old enough to know it was probably a lie.
 

dorkette1990

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My mother use to the hooves from my dad's hunting trips to make reindeer tracks and sled marks.So I believed until I found a trunk full of presents marked "from Santa" a month before xmas.
 

AVATAR_RAGE

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Cpt Corallis said:
One more disbeliever. sigh. FACE SCIENCE! http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson821.jpg
Best thing I have ever read, simply because I covered it in college a few weeks ago
 

icame

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When I hid in a coffee table all night when I was 7 and found out.
 

Kouen

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I Dont care! Im Celebrating Decemberween

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