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Xcelsior

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COD4-veteran was a pain in the ass.
Halo3-Single player was too short
Gears of War1/2- horrible mp
 

DragonsAteMyMarbles

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Mass Effect - Ashley, Little Miss Xenophobe. Oh, how I hate you.
Final Fantasy V - Bartz, please get yourself a new brain. Yours obviously departed some time ago.
Final Fantasy VI - I can't work out who the main character is anymore. There's an argument for a few of them.
Final Fantasy VII - Barret, mention that daughter one more time and you'll be eating that gun-arm of yours.
Final Fantasy VIII - Damn it to hell Squall, get over yourself already!
Final Fantasy XII - VAAN, SHUT UP. NO ONE CARES.
Grand Theft Auto 4 - I love driving on this overpass thing, you can really get some speed up... wait, oh for fu- toll booth, SLOW DOWN SLOW DOWN CRAP CRAPPITY BUGGERY!
Oblivion - Ow. Stop hitting me. Ow. *punch* "Assault! Assault! HELP!" Erm. "Stop! You violated the law!" But he hit me fir-- oh, screw it, run!
Ocarina of Time - What?! I killed the damn thing! WHY IS THE TREE DYING ANYWAY?!?
Wind Waker - Shouldn't I already HAVE the Triforce of Courage?
Fallout 3 - Stupid swamp things, you're not even armoured! WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!
 

hazabaza1

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Borderlands: I should not use my pre-order level 3 guns until I get to level 14.
 

Nieroshai

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--MGS: great gameplay, annoyingly preachy. Also: can I play now?
--MGS2: Raiden, you whiny emo b****, just shut up! You have the same freaking backstory as Gray Fox and you never heard HIM complain! Also: Why didn't you bother putting proper cutscenes in Snake Tales?
--MGS3: Big Boss has the metabolism of a hummingbird!
--MGS4: Can I play now? Seriously, you're amazingly fun to play. When you LET ME!
--FF7: Phoenix Down, you idiot!
--FF7 Crisis Core: Seriously Cloud, your mentor wouldn't have died either if you just force-fed him a little feather...
--FF7 DoC: I hate it when shooters have RPG elements, but an RPG having shooter elements? What could go wrong?
--FF10: Couldn't stop thinking of Kingdom Hearts every time I see the main characters. I hated the leveling system being a game board. Also, I could see Auron being a ghost from a mile away. Thanks KH2 for spoiling that for me! Also, I miss Materia. A lot.
--Resident Evil 5: for not having horror elements.

Ironically, these are some of my favorite games... Am I a masochist?
 

Bourne Endeavor

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Shine-osophical said:
FFX - Dodge 200 lightning bolts my ARSE!!!
FFX - If I am gonna sit there wiggling my sword while I make my move I at least want to be able to move my character forward so it wiggles it INSIDE the enemy (uber-win) while I decide what to do.
My advice, attempt dodging without lights within a dark room and hold patience.

Lunar: SSSC - The graphical output even for its time was pathetic

Final Fantasy X - Masochistic mini games (Granted I have either become accustom to them (Lightning dodging I attempt with encounters on and whilst talking with others, still managed over 200) or excess play or have astonishing good fortune. (I win the Sun Sigil in under two hours every single file.)

Lunar 2 EBC: See Lunar

Chrono Cross - Too many characters

Xenogears - Disc 2

Suikoden II - Predetermined major battles, easily missable characters