Mass Effect - Ashley, Little Miss Xenophobe. Oh, how I hate you.
Final Fantasy V - Bartz, please get yourself a new brain. Yours obviously departed some time ago.
Final Fantasy VI - I can't work out who the main character is anymore. There's an argument for a few of them.
Final Fantasy VII - Barret, mention that daughter one more time and you'll be eating that gun-arm of yours.
Final Fantasy VIII - Damn it to hell Squall, get over yourself already!
Final Fantasy XII - VAAN, SHUT UP. NO ONE CARES.
Grand Theft Auto 4 - I love driving on this overpass thing, you can really get some speed up... wait, oh for fu- toll booth, SLOW DOWN SLOW DOWN CRAP CRAPPITY BUGGERY!
Oblivion - Ow. Stop hitting me. Ow. *punch* "Assault! Assault! HELP!" Erm. "Stop! You violated the law!" But he hit me fir-- oh, screw it, run!
Ocarina of Time - What?! I killed the damn thing! WHY IS THE TREE DYING ANYWAY?!?
Wind Waker - Shouldn't I already HAVE the Triforce of Courage?
Fallout 3 - Stupid swamp things, you're not even armoured! WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!