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gunrunnerjr

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ill say somthing new after i stick this hot poker up that dead rats ass and sell him for
$10 and get A handjob with the money.......
 

Jinjiro

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THIS JUST IN: Silhouette of rapist commits heinous crime with the soundtrack of Disney's Fantasia, after reading through the autobiography of the man who invented the sense of bewilderment; that which comes only after realising there are one too many plumbers hidden in the connotations of the girl's red coat in Don't Look Now.

Meanwhile, five blocks away, guerilla warfare breaks out in the bingo hall after one participant announces that she bore witness to the birth of Liam Neeson, and the other contestants rebuke this wild announcement, claiming she's only five months old and probably shouldn't be playing bingo anyway.

Utter fucking chaos. On toast.
 

Starke

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lithiumvocals said:
I divided by zero and the universe didn't explode. Also, FUCKING BRICKS!!!!!
...and that's when I shot him your honor. He was molesting the masonry.
 

Siuki

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[Witty comment complaining about thread topic]

OT: [Witty comment about one thing beating another/one thing being best/worst(i.e. Zune better than Ipod, Standard better than Metric, Half-Life 2 worst game ever, Mcdonalds's healthiest restaurant on the planet, etc.)]

If I was to make one myself though, it would be that Jack Thompson is the greatest video game enthusiast in the universe.(Could actually work, but for a totally different reason.)
 

MySoxSmell

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Monkfish Acc. said:
No.
No I will not engage in this preposterous tomfoolery.

Everything you could possibly come up with, every "lolsorandom" comment with monkeys or cheese or pickled hips or fucking whatever has been said before, you are not special, there are a million people like you who perform the same stupid acts as you do.
Most of them are teenage girls and they are doing it for attention and/or to feel "unique" and "different" when they are really not.

I despise this thread and the shennanigans within it forever. With the burning passion of a thousand suns.
And also a planet. Made out of fire.
wow that one was really good, im impressed
 

Vagabond_Samurai

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1. We are the children of hydrogen and our fathers bodies burn brightly to illuminate our heaven.


2. The ideas of the world are as the mighty trees of a forest. We bask in their shadow and our seedlings shrivel from lack of nourishment. They are old, dead, and unbending. The sparks are hungry for their bodies; the saplings yearn for their ash, the seeds desire the chance to bathe in the sun unencumbered by their malicious shades.
 

Veldaroth

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHQ2756cyD8
Fry and Laurie had the best one
"Hold the news reader's nose squarely, water, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers."
 

lithiumvocals

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Starke said:
lithiumvocals said:
I divided by zero and the universe didn't explode. Also, FUCKING BRICKS!!!!!
...and that's when I shot him your honor. He was molesting the masonry.
Unfortunately, he had the Iron man suit. He flew high into the chocolate sky, farting mushroom clouds the whole way up. The space truck, which was blasting "Achilles' Last Stand" picked him up. They lived happily ever after.
 

Wing Dairu

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I am going to stick this forkful of cheesecake right into my ear until I can understand the language of bees.
 

Megacobb

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Excuse Me sir I am about to get monkey cowboy ninja all up in ya grill with my awesome river dance I learned from mimicing Pickachu
 

Fredrikorex

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"Why don't you give me bacon and cake for my soft skin."

Maybe someone realy wierd has said this before.
 

Starke

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lithiumvocals said:
Starke said:
lithiumvocals said:
I divided by zero and the universe didn't explode. Also, FUCKING BRICKS!!!!!
...and that's when I shot him your honor. He was molesting the masonry.
Unfortunately, he had the Iron man suit. He flew high into the chocolate sky, farting mushroom clouds the whole way up. The space truck, which was blasting "Achilles' Last Stand" picked him up. They lived happily ever after.
As newts, in the river Styx, with no idea where their iguanas had gone.

(Yeah, I've no idea where the lizard thing came from either.)
 

Lullabye

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Free Thinker said:
"My cyborg monkey ninja is the messiah of the new world!"
That sounds like a plot line for a Kim Possible episode.

OT: So I was just enjoying the latest M. Night Shaymalan film...