Say something that has never been said before
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ill say somthing new after i stick this hot poker up that dead rats ass and sell him for
$10 and get A handjob with the money.......
$10 and get A handjob with the money.......
THIS JUST IN: Silhouette of rapist commits heinous crime with the soundtrack of Disney's Fantasia, after reading through the autobiography of the man who invented the sense of bewilderment; that which comes only after realising there are one too many plumbers hidden in the connotations of the girl's red coat in Don't Look Now.
Meanwhile, five blocks away, guerilla warfare breaks out in the bingo hall after one participant announces that she bore witness to the birth of Liam Neeson, and the other contestants rebuke this wild announcement, claiming she's only five months old and probably shouldn't be playing bingo anyway.
Utter fucking chaos. On toast.
Meanwhile, five blocks away, guerilla warfare breaks out in the bingo hall after one participant announces that she bore witness to the birth of Liam Neeson, and the other contestants rebuke this wild announcement, claiming she's only five months old and probably shouldn't be playing bingo anyway.
Utter fucking chaos. On toast.
[Witty comment complaining about thread topic]
OT: [Witty comment about one thing beating another/one thing being best/worst(i.e. Zune better than Ipod, Standard better than Metric, Half-Life 2 worst game ever, Mcdonalds's healthiest restaurant on the planet, etc.)]
If I was to make one myself though, it would be that Jack Thompson is the greatest video game enthusiast in the universe.(Could actually work, but for a totally different reason.)
OT: [Witty comment about one thing beating another/one thing being best/worst(i.e. Zune better than Ipod, Standard better than Metric, Half-Life 2 worst game ever, Mcdonalds's healthiest restaurant on the planet, etc.)]
If I was to make one myself though, it would be that Jack Thompson is the greatest video game enthusiast in the universe.(Could actually work, but for a totally different reason.)
1. We are the children of hydrogen and our fathers bodies burn brightly to illuminate our heaven.
2. The ideas of the world are as the mighty trees of a forest. We bask in their shadow and our seedlings shrivel from lack of nourishment. They are old, dead, and unbending. The sparks are hungry for their bodies; the saplings yearn for their ash, the seeds desire the chance to bathe in the sun unencumbered by their malicious shades.
2. The ideas of the world are as the mighty trees of a forest. We bask in their shadow and our seedlings shrivel from lack of nourishment. They are old, dead, and unbending. The sparks are hungry for their bodies; the saplings yearn for their ash, the seeds desire the chance to bathe in the sun unencumbered by their malicious shades.
Unfortunately, he had the Iron man suit. He flew high into the chocolate sky, farting mushroom clouds the whole way up. The space truck, which was blasting "Achilles' Last Stand" picked him up. They lived happily ever after.Starke said:
I am going to stick this forkful of cheesecake right into my ear until I can understand the language of bees.
"Why don't you give me bacon and cake for my soft skin."
Maybe someone realy wierd has said this before.
Maybe someone realy wierd has said this before.
