Say something that has never been said before

[Shoggoth2588]

"Why oh why dear Yog-Sothoth did I buy the new iPod Nano when I could have got the first edition Zune!?"

 

[Macheteswordgun]

Write something that you think has never been said before ever in history. A series of words that have never been uttered untill now, I'll start:

"Please stop punching my kangaroo, he's trying to read a book on teeth cleaning"

I be titty fucking bitches in da azz betoch

 

[thefragboxed]

i'm a member of the tea party and i have no fear of brown people

 

[monstersquad]

We simply must do something about these Slutty Werewolves. ( Slutty Werewolves would be THE GREATEST name for a band, I think.)

 

[RedDeadFred]

Gerald, my desk lamp, just sang a song about how he and his other lamps will one day rule the world and eat all Triscuits they want.

Ya I just put that sentence together by glancing around my room.

 

[RifkaMarie]

"When your kid gets older, I'm going to have fun telling her how you practiced her name on the dog."

 

[Sacman]

STFU Kanye!!!

"And the Oscar goes to... Michael Bay!"

For the most mature, foreign, explosionless movie of all time.

yes, in fact it was a high school drama with superb acting and absolutely no alienating patriotism...

 

[Mister Swift]

My name is Mister J. William Swift, and I enjoy beating people with alarm clocks.


^Not my actual name.

 

[Count Igor]

Oh shit! It's the amazingly deadly blue spotted red striped matted fur crazily twisted rabies infected grinning rodent!

Fuck, it's eating my crisps.


I guarentee that/those sentence/s will never be uttered again. Ever. Anywhere.

 

[TheTejs]

"Yes sir, I would like some candy from your van"

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

"Yesterday, at the bank, I ran into a monkey who was throwing watermelons at a porcupine."

"The Last Airbender was the best movie of the year, by far."

 

[Brad Shepard]

I just love the baby boss from Persona 4, he was so easy on my first try!"

 

[SimuLord]

"Bobby Kotick is a great, and influential man in the video game industry"

I never thought I'd say "Bobby Kotick is our last, best hope" but I said exactly that---indeed, it's become associated with me to a small degree---about the California game law.

On-topic, "Raney-roo went the fribble, raney-roo went the elf, I gave the fork to Big-Head, and I felt real good about myself."

 

[Polyintrinsic]

unicorn stars developed through muffin topped jeans

 

[DaBozz]

You know G.W bush was a great president....

 

[commandersqwigly]

No really, Jesus fought the clones in a clown suit.

 

[MrGalactus]

Troll is much loved hero

I am a fanboy

I'm enjoying this lice-covered copy of About Schmidt sandwich.

 

[Durgiun]

Hey guys, I'm not gonna join your manhunt tomorrow, I need to go have sex with a tree.

 

[SimuLord]

Hey, here's another one:

"Wanna be friends with benefits? No emotional connection, let's just fuck." - Julianking93