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jackanderson

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New Topic? (Someone reprint this because I don't know how to do bold)

Bad Ways To Propose To Your Girlfriend
 

Zombie_Fish

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*ahem!* New Topic: Bad Ways To Propose To Your Girlfriend

Say, can we just skip this and just get to the honeymoon?
 

atv_chic_18

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"I didn't know where the best place to propose was but.. Well to be honest I actually didn't have the money to pay for this ring on the way over to your house. I was walking down the alley and realized 'You know what? I'll just propose!' and that's how I got the ring. So now what?"


"The last time I proposed to my girlfriend I proposed when we were at the movie theatre...But don't worry she declined and so I figured propsing here in a bathroom this time was an even better way!"
 

NeoAC

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"Now I know I don't have much money right now, but look! I got you this ring! I should have enough to pay for the diamond for it by 2022!"
 

NeoAC

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"You know what would make watching this 12-hour monster truck show with you better honey? Look at the screen....."
 

Neonbob

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"Well, I figured that since we already had sex, that I could just slip a ring on your finger while you slept, forge your signature, and then we'd be together forever."
 

Zombie_Fish

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My family have an ancient wedding tradition. Yeah, it's to walk down the isle with People=Shit playing in the background.
 

jackanderson

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I know your dad's just died, but if I wait any longer then I'll miss out on budget wedding and honeymoon deals! So just say yes and we'll move on.
 
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Whatever the Klingon is for "Will you be my eternal bride for all of ages so we may go on many amazing adventures". Anyone who speaks it feel free to translate.
 

ajb924

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I don't want my parents to know I'm gay so will you marry me and allow me to have sex with guys?