"I didn't know where the best place to propose was but.. Well to be honest I actually didn't have the money to pay for this ring on the way over to your house. I was walking down the alley and realized 'You know what? I'll just propose!' and that's how I got the ring. So now what?"
"The last time I proposed to my girlfriend I proposed when we were at the movie theatre...But don't worry she declined and so I figured propsing here in a bathroom this time was an even better way!"
"Well, I figured that since we already had sex, that I could just slip a ring on your finger while you slept, forge your signature, and then we'd be together forever."
Whatever the Klingon is for "Will you be my eternal bride for all of ages so we may go on many amazing adventures". Anyone who speaks it feel free to translate.
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