Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

[jebussaves88]

I was going to ask you a very important question tonight, but I might have accidentally swallowed an important part of the process. Can we meet back here in 24 hours?

New Topic? Someone else post a new one, as I seem to be hogging it a bit. Also, should we declare a winner for each round?

 

[dymond2K9]

New topic
What you wouldnt say to your wife on your anniversary

Happy anniversary, i hope i got the day right this time.

 

[jackanderson]

Happy Anniversary! I want a divorce.

I like the idea of a winner by the way. May need an impartial judge though. New series tonight. Can't wait!

 

[the Tadman]

Happy Anniversary you *****!

 

[Wilfy]

I couldn't find a gift, so I killed the cat and stuffed it with shit.
Hope you like it.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I would give you a gift but it would be nothing compared to the gift you got me last year. You remember? The restraining order?

 

[messy]

Happy anniversary, none of my other wives survived this long

 

[revolverwolf]

Is it only one year since the last celebration of my never-ending torment that I am forced to share with you?

Luv u lots <3
Me nd U 4eva.

Roses are read,
Violets are blue,
Rot in hell *****,
Cause I've found someone new.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

The only way this anniversary could get any better is if you had a penis!

 

[NeoAC]

Of course I remembered the anniversary, dear! Today was the day that George Mason stunned Connecticut in the Regional Finals!

 

[jackanderson]

Happy Anniversary!

As a gift, I got you tickets for me and you to go see your favourite band live! You did say it was Slipknot right?

New topic?

 

[jackanderson]

Happy Anniversary! As a treat, you know how you've always said that you hated the in laws? Look who's heads I got you!

 

[Clarkarius]

Captain Coward

The Self Harm Kid

Captain Insert Name Here

EDIT: Sorry wrong topic...

 

[dymond2K9]

New topic?
Road signs you wouldnt see

Ammerillo - this way

 

[jebussaves88]

Caution: Deloreans could appear at any time

 

[revolverwolf]

Do not read this sign. Violators will be shot.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Danger, portal into alternate dimension on road. 500 yards.

 

[jaeger138]

Caution: Viking Raiding Party Ahead, Roll Up Windows

 

[dymond2K9]

You are leaving dundee - well done.

 

[jackanderson]

Warning: Loop the loop dead ahead