Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

[dymond2K9]

please may we make sexual relations madaam

 

[Neonbob]

"Perhaps we should just talk."

 

[jackanderson]

"£200 an hour! You're having a fucking giraffe!"

 

[jackanderson]

"Oh sorry, you're busy... I'll come back later"

Best so far. Try not to read into it too much though. Sorry for double post but just realised that I needed to say that.

 

[sky14kemea]

"Oh sorry, you're busy... I'll come back later"

Best so far. Try not to read into it too much though. Sorry for double post but just realised that I needed to say that.

then edit your other post XD ah well, no harm done~

 

[ajb924]

"Will you marry me?"

 

[atv_chic_18]

Is this all we're going to do?

 

[Zombie_Fish]

"£200 an hour! You're fucking a giraffe!"

You got it slightly wrong there. I've edited it now.

As for me:

"Game Over. Please insert coin."

 

[NeoAC]

"Not tonight, I have a headache."

 

[jebussaves88]

Hello madam. I've come to collect your Xbox 360 with the red ring of death.

Ok, I'll just... remove the custom fascia....oooooh...

 

[jaeger138]

Do you ever wonder what our parents must think?

 

[Clarkarius]

Not until we're married

 

[jackanderson]

"I'm sorry. I can't do this. It was never told in the job description that you had to fake sex and not do real sex"

 

[DazZ.]

o.0 "What the fuck is that?!!"
With a close up on the horrified/confused face.

 

[jebussaves88]

Wow, you're hung like a dictator down there...

 

[jackanderson]

"But seriously, that's $12.99 for the pizza."

New topic? Who's the winner? I'm still championing Sky14kema.

 

[Clarkarius]

New Topic: Unlikely lines to hear at the Ashes

[I'll leave picking a winner to the last topic to Chris B Chikin as he did it last time]

And as often is the case for England the match has gone into penalties