Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

[jaeger138]

Is everyone just going to steal lines from Mock the Week? Seems that's the trend

 

[NeoAC]

Caution: Minefield ahead (And we let a whole bunch of rabbits loose the other day too!)

 

[dymond2K9]

new topic?
Lines rejected from war films
I know sir, lets take them from behind *wink*

 

[jackanderson]

Look out! It's Mecha-Hitler!

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Well it seems the French have held a valiant defence here!

Look out! It's Mecha-Hitler!

I think you meant to put that in the category "Lines that SHOULDN'T have been rejected in War films"

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Wait, you think going commando is...

 

[jaeger138]

Hitler's not all that bad, I mean, he has a point really doesn't he?

 

[Clarkarius]

Wow that was incredibly easy sir, and not a single casualty!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Anyone else notice how fetching these armbands look?

 

[atv_chic_18]

Woah, an M16! you mean I can actually use this? Gosh, I am so flattered. My own M16. I think I will name it.

 

[NeoAC]

Sir, I think we'll have to surrender. I mean they have Matt Damon AND Jeff Goldblum!

 

[jaeger138]

So, er, we might not make it through this. I was thinking, maybe we could...ya know?

 

[jebussaves88]

Hans... are ve ze baddies?

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Wait, why are we going against the Americans again? ...You crazy bastard! These people make cars that crush OTHER cars when they're BORED! What do you think... -ominous rumbling-

 

[the Tadman]

Iz zit a berd? Or iz zit a plane? Oh noez, it's supa Hittla!

 

[jebussaves88]

We're saved! Here come the Swiss!

 

[sky14kemea]

whats that? the French are invading Switzerland?!?

 

[atv_chic_18]

"Switzerland is neutral again?! NAW! You're joking right?! Somebody alert the press!"

 

[sky14kemea]

Because I liked the idea of calling a winner I'm going to stick a bit on top before making a new topic:
Winner:

whats that? the French are invading Switzerland?!?

New Topic: Lines You Wouldn't Hear In A Porno
(thanks to rule 34 I expect this to be extremely difficult - and entertaining)

=D wow, thank you! *blushes*
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