Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)
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"Ladies and Gentleman, this is your captain speaking. If you look to your left hand side you will see a lovely blur. If you look to your right, you will see another blur. We are in what is known as a "free fall". We hope you enjoyed your flight with Ryan Airways"
"Well honkies, it's time to reverse the situation from 200 years ago. No cotton picking for you guys though; we'll never find you again".
My people, I recieved an email yesterday. It contained a link in it. I click this innocent link, and it came to a music video of a song I like and used to listen to. And as I thought about this song, I realised, this song; it presents everything I'm going to do for this country. This song was the influence my speech needed, you know why, America? Well, I'm going to tell you why. Because. I'm never gonna give you up! I'm never gonna let you down! I'm never gonna run around and desert you! I'm never gonna make you cry! I'm never gonna say goodbye! And I'm never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you! Goodnight!
Hello I'm Barack Obama. Welcome to the MTV Awards 2009. To my left, you'll see Justin Timberlake, your host tonight warming up, to my right, his co-host, Rosie O'Donnel, and below me... you'll see my penis...
Yeah, I can totally do through the fire and flames on expert on guitar hero.
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AMERICA! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!
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AMERICA! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!
America has many friends. Cos many of our friends dance. But your friends can't dance, and if they can't dance then they're.... no friends of mine.
I once saw a man, and he went up to me and asked for some change. I decided to respond to this by saying how much change would he like, at which point he said "bout chree fiddy" and I responded with "Chree fiddy? Wait, you're no human, you're the loch ness monster. Beat it." Thank you.
