Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

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NeoAC

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(I know, I love the show, I was just surprised, I posted on this before my hiatus, I didn't expect to see it pop up again)

The Beet McFlurry
 

rippedNotebooks

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Wow, no posts in a long time. Okay:

New Topic: Unlikely ingredients for a salad

(only thing i could think of, random much?)
 

Venom 3135

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New topic:Something a computer salesman would never say
(Sorry ripped notebooks, but your topiic would have concisted of one word per reply and if you've seen mock the week, that is not fun.)



And if you use it for more than two hours in one go...well, if you've got a 360, you know what happens...
 

NeoAC

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So the beautiful part about this laptop is not only will it run videos and games, but if you put two raw steaks on your lap, it'll cook your dinner too!
 

Sassafrass

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(aww, I thought this was my thread. I remade this a while ago. Ah well~ :D)

As you can see, it's not only a laptop but also a great bludgeoning weapon as well!
 

rippedNotebooks

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And so, madam, as you can see: even though it is second-hand, it is perfectly secure...although, if it does so happen to break, some duct tape should do it. Remember, no refunds. Bye!
 

rippedNotebooks

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(no replies in a while, even though this was quite an interesting topic!)

New topic: Unlikely acts for the next Britain's Got Talent
 

jackanderson

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I perform a revive spell on this beloved thread of mine to try and ressurect it from the dead! Let's see how effective it is.

Let's begin this re-animated thread with...
New Topic:
Things You Wouldn't Hear At A School Assembly


(Yes, I know that this was on the actual Mock The Week this week, but it's too damn good a topic)

Good morning, students. First off, a couple of notices. Detention today is in W8. Charles Woodcombe has lost his phone, if anyone finds it then please return it. And you all know Mrs. Mayflower? Yeah, I totally tapped that last night!"
 

Dr.Susse

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Students you have no respect. If I were in your shoes I?d also be in your pants and that is why I'm going to gaol.
 

Ren3004

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"Kids, I'd like to tell you about our new extra-curricular activity, gladiatorial fighting. Also, I would kindly ask of you that you don't feed the lions, we're starving them for a reason."
 

jackanderson

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"For all GCSE Biology students we are running a special field trip to further your education. We will be sending you letters home soon to offer you a trip to the cinema to watch The Human Centipede."
 

Dark Harbinger

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In order to stimulate and encourage all students in Physical Education and promote greater fitness, all of the healthiest children shall have steaks tied to their backs, then we cut loose the fat kids.