I perform a revive spell on this beloved thread of mine to try and ressurect it from the dead! Let's see how effective it is.
Let's begin this re-animated thread with...
New Topic:
Things You Wouldn't Hear At A School Assembly
(Yes, I know that this was on the actual Mock The Week this week, but it's too damn good a topic)
Good morning, students. First off, a couple of notices. Detention today is in W8. Charles Woodcombe has lost his phone, if anyone finds it then please return it. And you all know Mrs. Mayflower? Yeah, I totally tapped that last night!"