Scrubs Quotes
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Lady: Dr Cox im not crazy
Cox: am i still singing?
Lady: singing like a bird.
J.D.: Dr Cox great news! i pulled some strings and got the parking spot right behind yours!!! BUMPER BUDDIES!
I love that song and has the best song on the episode.
Cox: am i still singing?
Lady: singing like a bird.
J.D.: Dr Cox great news! i pulled some strings and got the parking spot right behind yours!!! BUMPER BUDDIES!
I love that song and has the best song on the episode.
"It's guy love, that's all it is. Guy love, he's mine I'm his. It's guy love, between two guuuuys."
Basically, the Guy Love song in it's whole.
Also the one that gets quoted non stop in my dorm:
"Please Elliot, you're a half a bottle away from doing your go to move"
"Which is?"
"Her on top, eyes closed, yelling, 'Don't look at me, don't look at me!'"
Also the one that gets quoted non stop in my dorm:
"Please Elliot, you're a half a bottle away from doing your go to move"
"Which is?"
"Her on top, eyes closed, yelling, 'Don't look at me, don't look at me!'"
JD: I know when Turk is depressed he likes me to come over in my boxers so he can call me his honky Adonis.
Carla&Elliot: Ok.
In JD's head: Are we really that gay ?
Also
Janitor: If they cut was that deep I'd probably just cut your arm off. Once more Dr Jan Itor
Carla&Elliot: Ok.
In JD's head: Are we really that gay ?
Also
Janitor: If they cut was that deep I'd probably just cut your arm off. Once more Dr Jan Itor
Janitor: What's up?
J.D.: [thinking] Be careful here... Don't give him anything.
J.D.: Nothing. What. Is. Up. With. You... Man?
Janitor: I always get this way in the fall, you know - summer's gone, the days are shorter; it just makes me feel so... what's the word...
J.D.: Sad?
Janitor: Yes, that's it. I'm a janitor, so I couldn't think of the word "sad". I was gonna say, it makes me feel so "mop."
J.D.: Let me explain, I -...
Janitor: Go ahead, I'm "mopping".
J.D.: Maybe I shouldn't bother.
Janitor: Maybe you "mopn't".
and all the parts that come after this in that ep
J.D.: [thinking] Be careful here... Don't give him anything.
J.D.: Nothing. What. Is. Up. With. You... Man?
Janitor: I always get this way in the fall, you know - summer's gone, the days are shorter; it just makes me feel so... what's the word...
J.D.: Sad?
Janitor: Yes, that's it. I'm a janitor, so I couldn't think of the word "sad". I was gonna say, it makes me feel so "mop."
J.D.: Let me explain, I -...
Janitor: Go ahead, I'm "mopping".
J.D.: Maybe I shouldn't bother.
Janitor: Maybe you "mopn't".
and all the parts that come after this in that ep
Janitor: FORK?! Me no can eat soup!
Cox: Kelso's hair smells like a pet store.
Janitor: Oh that was me. I've been filling his shampoo bottles with dog sweat.
Cox: Dogs don't sweat.
Janitor: Oh? Then what have I been putting in there?
Cox: Kelso's hair smells like a pet store.
Janitor: Oh that was me. I've been filling his shampoo bottles with dog sweat.
Cox: Dogs don't sweat.
Janitor: Oh? Then what have I been putting in there?
What's got two thumbs, a squeaky voice, and still doesn't give a crap?Cpt_Oblivious said:
Bob Kelso, I added the squeaky voice to keep it fresh.
"You couldn't push my buttons, infact think of me as button-less, all smooth like G.I. Joe's nether-regions..." - Dr. Cox.