Send Them to The Gallows

[zombiejoe]

I will make you chocolate since I am a professional *Ahem* chocolatier.

I can make any kinds of chocolate, down from disgusting to angel shitting on your tongue delish.

Also the chocolate tastes damn good while being fat free thus preventing morbid obesity and pimples

Can you make me a chocolate pudding chair, as a throne.

 

[zombiejoe]

Bring terrorists with targets painted to their faces and let you shoot them with a M4a1 Carbine

yes yes and yes

I'd set a small child on fire, that would entertain me.

I ALREADY SAID I LOVE BABIES, send him to the gallows

I'd walk up to you, and... BAM!, hidden blade to the throat.

Or, I'd dive in through your window, a la Saxton Hale [http://www.teamfortress.com/war/saxtonhale/], and tell you the Mann Co. motto: "We sell products and get in fights."

Nice try, but i am the owner of all knifes, people eat with sporks, you fail

I'd perfectly impersinate the cast of Yugioh
Abridged

who? GALLOWS

UNLESS IT'S A FARM!
Or, I'd just sharpen a spork.

sporks are now replaced with the box cover art of bioshock.

Put mud in everyone else's faces?

I'd put mud in YOUR face.



[sub]And I don't mean when he's king. Yeah.[/sub]

OT: I are not know. Ask you to accompany me with a magic trick, put you in a box, saw it in half, the consequence being that you are sawn in half, and therefore that being the trick. You were tricked into assisted suicide. Ha, ha.

I make myself happy

I pop up behind you with an AK47, good trick? (lol)
gallows

I show you Cleverbot. You commit suicide.

I AM CLEVERBOT

 

[FalloutJack]

Nice try, but I have a the power to buy your explosion
GALLOWS

Silly despot, you can't buy explosions...but only appreciate them, and then you're dead. (Money don't buy you everything, Joe-Joe.)

 

[zombiejoe]

Nice try, but I have a the power to buy your explosion
GALLOWS

Silly despot, you can't buy explosions...but only appreciate them, and then you're dead. (Money don't buy you everything, Joe-Joe.)

I AM JOE-JOE and joe-joe says I BUY ALL

 

[FalloutJack]

Nice try, but I have a the power to buy your explosion
GALLOWS

Silly despot, you can't buy explosions...but only appreciate them, and then you're dead. (Money don't buy you everything, Joe-Joe.)

I AM JOE-JOE and joe-joe says I BUY ALL

Gazuga trumps Joe-Joe.

 

[zombiejoe]

Nice try, but I have a the power to buy your explosion
GALLOWS

Silly despot, you can't buy explosions...but only appreciate them, and then you're dead. (Money don't buy you everything, Joe-Joe.)

I AM JOE-JOE and joe-joe says I BUY ALL

Gazuga trumps Joe-Joe.

I buy gazuga

 

[FalloutJack]

Nice try, but I have a the power to buy your explosion
GALLOWS

Silly despot, you can't buy explosions...but only appreciate them, and then you're dead. (Money don't buy you everything, Joe-Joe.)

I AM JOE-JOE and joe-joe says I BUY ALL

Gazuga trumps Joe-Joe.

I buy gazuga

Gazuga says we don't accept foodstamps.

 

[zombiejoe]

Nice try, but I have a the power to buy your explosion
GALLOWS

Silly despot, you can't buy explosions...but only appreciate them, and then you're dead. (Money don't buy you everything, Joe-Joe.)

I AM JOE-JOE and joe-joe says I BUY ALL

Gazuga trumps Joe-Joe.

I buy gazuga

Gazuga says we don't accept foodstamps.

whoa whoa whao, that is not cool.
I END YOU

 

[londelen]

I've found that lots and lots of cocaine tends to entertain people.

DRUGS ARE FOR THUGS (like the third time) gallows

THUG LYFE YO. FO REELZ DAWG.

 

[[Unoriginal Name Here]]

Vanilla, hecks yea, money

]Ill show you the mstical powers of addiction via WoW and then run my @$$ out of there.
And if that didnt work i would say "Please let me live and if you do ill give you my VANILLA pudding chair!" eh eh sounds good right?

Vanilla, hecks yea, money
Woot I GET TO LIVE!

 

[Marksman18v]

I will make you chocolate since I am a professional *Ahem* chocolatier.

I can make any kinds of chocolate, down from disgusting to angel shitting on your tongue delish.

Also the chocolate tastes damn good while being fat free thus preventing morbid obesity and pimples

Can you make me a chocolate pudding chair, as a throne.

Given enough time, I can make an entire chocolate castle, with a chocolate throne room, with a chocolate throne.

And it will never melt

 

[WolfThomas]

I'd take out my appendix with a steak knife, mirror and bottle of vodka.

what would I do with a worthless organ. (lol) but I like your spunk, money

Is it bad that I feel a sense of pride and accomplishment from this?

 

[Yokai]

Put mud in everyone else's faces?

SEND HIM TO THE GALLOWS

D'oww

I imagine the man who would drag me there looks like this:
http://www.antifa.org.uk/nucleus3.32/nucleus332/media/1/20091030-heathm20091030091809.jpg

My God, Graham Stark is a hobo!
OT: I would read you some prose of my own composition, which would actually be the Konami Code of the entire planet, thus causing a small localized earthquake and a stampede of Komodo dragons. I would escape in the confusion, but not before sneaking off to the treasury of your decadent palace and stuffing my pockets.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Play some mad multiplayer games with you. Then at least I die happy afterward if I die. Besides all tyrant emperors isolate themselves thus giving them no one to play games with.

Edit: wait, wait, wait, I know! I'd burn the gallows(all of them) in front of you and call it a light show!

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Nuke your palace.

 

[zombiejoe]

Play some mad multiplayer games with you. Then at least I die happy afterward if I die. Besides all tyrant emperors isolate themselves thus giving them no one to play games with.

Edit: wait, wait, wait, I know! I'd burn the gallows(all of them) in front of you and call it a light show!

send him to the fire gallows

 

[zombiejoe]

Not before I nuke your nuke

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Send you to the Gallows!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qoehky-36K4