Serial Killer Game 74: BETRAYAL AT THE CONSORTIA OF EVIL INTENT- Turn Six, Hero Step ( Death Post)

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

what is wrong with the escapist right now?

The loud rumble of an explosion causes Sperm to pause for a moment, thinking to himself he deduces the area where it came from and turns about heading his way back to the location tools still in hand.

I'm sure there will be some samples worth collecting still... depending on how close whomever that was to the explosion. Bad Pouch seems to be doing me quite the favor in assisting with my sample collection process.

hi phony Doctor. How is your being a fake Dr. doing for you?

Provoking Doctor Sperm...not very attached to your reproductive organs, are you?

I've already ripped off my dinosaur reproductive organs out. FOR SCIENCE

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

If only Mr. Beats hadn't made himself into the common enemy of the socialist and the capitalist. No one likes a thief, even in a den of thieves.

However, those among his gang who now cower in fear due to their loss of leadership, of purpose. Realize that there is no greater leader than I, the leader of the glorious socialist party, and no greater purpose than mine, to overthrow the capitalist pigdogs!

...my advisor tells me I should mention we have a wealth of vodka and robotically enhanced prostitutes. So there's that too.

 

[Fat Hippo]

what is wrong with the escapist right now?

The loud rumble of an explosion causes Sperm to pause for a moment, thinking to himself he deduces the area where it came from and turns about heading his way back to the location tools still in hand.

I'm sure there will be some samples worth collecting still... depending on how close whomever that was to the explosion. Bad Pouch seems to be doing me quite the favor in assisting with my sample collection process.

hi phony Doctor. How is your being a fake Dr. doing for you?

Provoking Doctor Sperm...not very attached to your reproductive organs, are you?

I've already ripped off my dinosaur reproductive organs out. FOR SCIENCE

Gnarly.

The Escapist's been bonkers since yesterday. Messages haven't been loading, my avatar was suddenly reset to my previous one, forum posts that disappear and reappear. Really weird stuff.

 

[Armadox]

[HEADING=1] Phat Hippity Beats just wanted to smoke and rob. Got into a firefight with an unruly mob. His right hand man tried to help him get baked. Ended up being his last mistake. Word.[/HEADING]

With the rotund gangster out of the picture, the pot raises to $4.17 Trillion. The Hero has moved farther into the Halls of Villainy. Mastermind and Hero roles can now act. I'll make an official declaration (and PM vote results to everyone individually) in chat later today, so says the Overlord.

are we going to get a picture of the deceased hippo?

I rapped his death! What more do you want?! Ungrateful hooligan. And no, some players used actual character names so I won't draw eveyone.

 

[Fractral]

@Jarlaxle: Given the contents of your minion's minds, it's hard to say who was doing the raping.

 

[Jux]

@Wolf: Killing all minions that fail you? How utterly cliché.

What? Now that I'm dead, I can mock you with even less hesitation. Not like I've got anything else to do. Hey Red Rocket, pass me the popcorn?

Awww yea, finally, some company. Pull up a seat and kick back.

 

[Armadox]

No enjoyment from the dead. You can moan or curse the living. That is all.

 

[Jux]

I often moan from enjoyable things.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I often moan from enjoyable things.

( ͡? ͜ʖ ͡?)

 

[snekadid]

So do we get to see the accumulated votes or does that stay a secret?

 

[Armadox]

So do we get to see the accumulated votes or does that stay a secret?

Nope, just getting around to it.

A lot harder to individually message people at this number. You all, die more.

 

[Wary Wolf]

So do we get to see the accumulated votes or does that stay a secret?

Well if the hero wants to PM me the list of votes they can and I'll release it if they feel like mocking you all.

I promise I won't tell anyone who they are...

>.>
<.<

Actually, the Hero probably could tell me who they are and even if I told everyone, they'd still get away with it.

 

[Fat Hippo]

@Jarlaxle: Given the contents of your minion's minds, it's hard to say who was doing the raping.

[Edited for going overboard]

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

@Jarlaxle: Given the contents of your minion's minds, it's hard to say who was doing the raping.

I rape you, you rape me,
we're a rapey family.

Spoiler

HEY! I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE THAT SUPPOSED TO RUIN PEOPLE'S CHILDHOODS! ISN'T THAT RIGHT NEW ASSISTANT?

T. Rex: (bird chirp)

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH VERY GOOD!

 

[Demagogue]

@Hippo: I sweat to god if I end up with that song stuck in my head all day at work... THERE WILL BE PAIN!!! *begins humming*

 

[Fat Hippo]

@Hippo: I sweat to god if I end up with that song stuck in my head all day at work... THERE WILL BE PAIN!!! *begins humming*

[Edited for going overboard]

But you should probably stick to the original lyrics. Workplace etiquette and all that. Things might get awkward.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

What did I miss ...?

Somebody... lost their... head.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

 

[crimson5pheonix]

@crimson5phoenix: This just came out today.

 

[crimson5pheonix]