Serial Killer Round 12: Now with Free Bacon! (The Killer is Dead! New Round will begin shortly!)

[CounterAttack]

@hope: I haven't used either of the two that I currently own, having obtained one from the Naughty Sorceress. So I don't know.

I'm doing an Oxycore run at the moment for the plexiglass pith helmet.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Spoiler: Wall o' text.

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE
Still alive.

So yea. I'm still alive. Yay!

Ya Yorg, completely unrelated , who is Nus in AP?

 

[NeoAC]

All right PM for the next victim is on its way, but I can tell you one person it's not going to be. BigZ is the first successful save of this round's Medic, so a new target was chosen.

 

[Asturiel]

Fun stuff, fun stuff.

Hmm, perhaps the God of Bacon is the culprit! Think about it, he's playing both sides and nobody is the wiser!

 

[sky14kemea]

But... Bacon is our friend...

WHY WOULD HE DO THIS TO US! (^T_T)^

 

[NeoAC]

@Pants God: An interesting theory, but no I am no killer. You forget, I'm Canadian. We don't kill. We horribly maim on skates, but we don't kill.

Besides, Ownage proved that the GM/killer combo does not work well.

 

[Yorgmiester]

Spoiler: Wall o' text.

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE
Still alive.

So yea. I'm still alive. Yay!

Ya Yorg, completely unrelated , who is Nus in AP?

You tell me. Where did you see the name Nus? It's probably a typo.

 

[Asturiel]

@Sky: I know, but what would be the best, most unexpected betrayal but from Bacon itself?

@Bacon God: I am as well, however we have to wrestle the bear at one point in our life (quite literally) and although it goes against our nature we can become killing machines.

But for now I shall trust you, however foolish that may be.

 

[NeoAC]

@Pants God: A wise choice. I mean if you can't trust a God, who can you trust?

 

[Asturiel]

@Bacon God: I acquired this position by killing the previous God of Pants with the aid of the God of Silly Hats, Gods are no better than men.

 

[NeoAC]

@Pants God: Really? I just got appointed God of Bacon. I was previously the Demi-God of Spam but won the promotion.

 

[Asturiel]

@God of Bacon: Are you apart of the silly pantheon? I just assumed because of your domain...

 

[CounterAttack]

@Pants God: There's a silly pantheon? Are there any openings available?

 

[NeoAC]

@Pants God: I don't believe I've gotten a membership card for the silly pantheon.

 

[Asturiel]

@Bacon God: It's not really a membership more like a group of Gods who didn't fit within any specific pantheon but then decided to create our own to protect our odd interests.

@CounterAttack: The god of breadsticks has become weak, the Silly pantheon is mostly a revolving door, constantly changing with the murder of the old and stealing of their ranks.

 

[CounterAttack]

@Pants God: In that case... *changes title*

 

[NeoAC]

@Pants God: Ah I see, well then I declare myself a member!

@Disco God: Welcome aboard man.

 

[Asturiel]

@The New Gods: This new group [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Silly-Pantheon?created=1&forcewrite=1] is for all the people who claim to be a God in their title, or just act like it if they aren't apart of the Pub Club.

 

[CounterAttack]

@Pants God: Meh, I save my usergroups for RPs. I'm going back to Turtle Taming. No 'fence to the silly pantheon.

 

[Asturiel]

@Disco God: *Shakes fist* Damn you!