Serial Killer Round 12: Now with Free Bacon! (The Killer is Dead! New Round will begin shortly!)

[Schizzy]

ARGH! Why's there a bullet in my foot? *whimper*

 

[Asturiel]

Sorry Schizzy I was careless

*Shoots both feet*

There ya go.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Spoiler: Wall o' text.

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE
Still alive.

So yea. I'm still alive. Yay!

Ya Yorg, completely unrelated , who is Nus in AP?

You tell me. Where did you see the name Nus? It's probably a typo.

sorry meant Lus

 

[Schizzy]

@Asturiel: Aaaah! My feet! You monster!

 

[sky14kemea]

@Asturiel: Whoa, what's with the Avatar change? D:

 

[CounterAttack]

@Pants God: If I may ask... Is that Lady Gaga with Jim Carrey's face? =S

 

[maddawg IAJI]

@Asturiel: Oh god! Not Duduf's avatar D= That thing gives me the creeps.

 

[Schizzy]

I'd like to reiterate that Asturiel is a monster... like, for reals now

 

[NeoAC]

@CA: That's exactly what I was thinking. And it's really creeping me out right now...

 

[hopeneverdies]

@Maddawg Hubilub is using it too.

 

[Schizzy]

@Neo and @CA: Lady Gaga already creeps me out as it is. An amalgam of her and Jim Carrey... the horror...

 

[maddawg IAJI]

@Hope: GAH! I've already had many near seizure like experiences from his original avatar, now he has to give me nightmares too!

 

[Schizzy]

Great... we can all go to bed tonight knowing we'll get night terrors.

 

[hopeneverdies]

@Maddawg Did I say Hubilub? I meant Furburt, unless Hub did too.

 

[NeoAC]

So......does anyone want to come over to Canada? I have vengeance flavored soup!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Taunts Neo by holding a piece of steak over his head from a cloud*

 

[Schizzy]

Ooo... Steak! *Jumps fruitlessly after the juicy juicy steak*

 

[NeoAC]

@Fury: Feh! Do they allow vengeance flavored soup at the JIB?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Indeed they do Neo.
*Takes a bite out of steak and chews it slowly where Neo and Schizzy can both see.*
Mmmmmm....

 

[NeoAC]

Meh, I'll have my own buffet! With Blackjack! And hookers! I know those aren't allowed in heaven!