Serial Killer Round 21 -- GM is now Lizmichi { Game Over, Man! Game Over! }

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Mine:

Element dies after getting impaled by several rusty nails on his hands and his feet while giving a speech.

It looks like he was trying to get to the Point!!!

P.S. This isn't going to stop me. I'll just ignore your posts~

 

[sky14kemea]

Jeezus, it's an invasion of Caruso jokes :0

*gets popcorn* Keep them coming!

 

[Tiny116]

Hm Another rubbish one then.

Element chokes to death on Sky's popcorn

Well,

*Sunglasses*

looks like he missed the show.

YYYEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH
[sub]Groan, I'm gunna go jump of a roof now *cries*[/sub]

 

[sky14kemea]

I wanna try..

Element is strangled to death with shoelaces.

I guess he's...

*Sunglasses*

All tied up.

YYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

See, mine always suck :l

 

[Lost In The Void]

@Tiny:
@sky: At least you're trying, I'm so horrid at them its not even worth me posting them XD

 

[elementsoul]

Fuck. It would have been easier to write a death than to kill off so many of you. I also have to kill you for each one you create as well. So submit 6 I kill you up to six times.

 

[Tiny116]

@Element. well seeing as you're now outnumbered it may be more problematic for you XD

 

[elementsoul]

@Tiny *Pulls out apple of Eden and summons four more Elements* What were you saying?

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

@element:My sword shall banish your pathetically realistic illusions!

 

[CounterAttack]

@Icarion: Just remember to hold the High Profile button and counter their attacks. Best way to win a fight in Assassin's Creed 1.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

@CAid you play the end game of AC? It took away your HUD, your health, and didn't let you counter. As far as I remember.

 

[CounterAttack]

@Icarion: Yeah, I finished the game twice. But that's not right. It removed your HUD and health when you ran around chasing [name omitted in case of spoilers], but not when you fought [him/her]. During the fights you were given it all back, including counters.

Y'know, to be honest, that last memory block was a bit underwhelming. I mean, sure, the changes to the familiar setting were awesome, and I loved the dialogue, but the fighting was way too easy. Dodge, counter, rage at the AI using Defense Break, kill, kill, kill, rinse, repeat.

 

[Tiny116]

@CA&Icarion: No need I got my Magic the Gathering Deck.
Now *cracks knuckles*
I play De-spell in conjunction with the Miriari (SP It's been a while since I played)
Goodbye Element clones.

 

[CounterAttack]

@Tiny: De-Spell is a Yu-Gi-Oh card... I think you mean Counterspell or Cancel.

Edit: Just checked the MtG Gatherer site, and there's no mention of anything named "Miriari".

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

@tiny:What you really need iis a Negate spell. Or Pacisfism (Or however you spell that)

 

[Tiny116]

@CA: Darn I'm sure there was one named de-spell, well counter spell will do XD
Mirari Is an old card, one of the really powerful artefacts...it could copy spells as many times as you had manna...Of course I also own the Legacy Weapon.....I can just remove Element from the game with that XD.

Found a pic of the Mirari Of course I spelt it wrong as well -_-

Spoiler

Spoiler: The Legacy Weapon

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Spoiler: At least two entries, you say? I've got plenty.

Element is slipped a drug that causes him to bleed out via massive rectal prolapse.

Whoever did that-

*Sunglasses*

Was an asshole.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Element is skewered by a flaming arrow.

*Sunglasses* Hot damn!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Element is ran over by a car he didn't notice.

Looks like the killer had-

*Sunglasses*

The element of surprise.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH!

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Element is killed from repeated stomps to the head.

Sounds like that-

*Sunglasses*

Took a lot of sole.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Element is killed by being caught in a time paradox in a orthodontist's office.

That wasn't very-

*Sunglasses*

Orthodox.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Element slips on a banana peel and falls out the window.

If someone is just gonna throw away a banana like that, the price of bananas-

*Sunglasses*

Is falling fast!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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I hereby take credit for any heart attacks caused by the preceding text.

Brilliant!!! I loved the banana one!

 

[SteakHeart]

@VH: Why thank you.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

@Steak: No problem!

 

[elementsoul]

@Contest_participants I will have to name Lizmichi as the winner as almost every other entry made me want to vomit due to lack of taste and humor. Liz's and Neo's only made me want to cough up blood for the same reasons but Neo made fun of a sports team I'm a fan of and that makes his loose.

I will be posting the very vicious beats and murders of the other participants as early as tomorrow and as late as Saturday night.