Serial Killer Round 36: Insert Witty One-Liner Here (Game Over)

[RaNDM G]

@Schizzy Come at me, bro. Can't match my ghost powers.

 

[CounterAttack]

[HEADING=2]The third murder victim has been chosen...[/HEADING]​

The inbox awaits.​

 

[RaNDM G]

This is the longest wait.

Ever.

Of all time.

 

[CounterAttack]

@RaNDM: One hour and twenty-three minutes? Geez, you must be all about the instant gratification. [/joke]

Seriously, though, I've had longer waits. I took a good six months before downloading Mass Effect 2 and its DLC, under the impression that my PC couldn't run the game. It turned out it could... though the engineering deck of the Normandy made the game crash a few times and there was a metric shift-ton of lag. Especially in the final boss battle.

 

[Schizzy]

Oh darn... this is going to hurt.

Schizzy hit the ground. Hard.

He neglected to roll, and rocks, asphalt and dead sticks ripped at his skin as he slid to a stop.

Dazed and bleeding, Schizzy looked up.

The black van he jumped out of was at a dead stop. And under 70 tons of steel of an M1 Abrams.

I hope staika's okay.

Then he saw some words painted on the steel mass.

No longer possessing his glasses, he squinted to read the words.

Death...

The tank rumbled on.

is...

the turret whirred as it pointed at Schizzy's prone and broken form.

...coming.

I hope that's not meant mean me. Please don't be coming for me.

"I am your death, and I'm coming for you," boomed a voice from the M1 Abrams.

Oh darn.

The cannon boomed...


Not my best. But since the game is going on so nice and quick, I thought I'd quickly write one up.

 

[RaNDM G]

@RaNDM: One hour and twenty-three minutes? Geez, you must be all about the instant gratification. [/joke]

Nice innuendo.

@Schizzy Ouch. How's a medic going to fix that?

 

[Schizzy]

*Scarfing down shashimi like there's no tomorrow*

@RaNDM: You haven't been keeping up with the latest in duct tape tech, have you?

 

[CounterAttack]

@RaNDM: There was no innuendo in that statement. Take it at face value: that is the way I work.

Edit:

[HEADING=2]Schizzy is the third murder victim.

Time to vote.[/HEADING]​

 

[ShindoL Shill]

uh.
muh.
gawd!

is staika's ghost ok?
and... and Schizzy. is... uh... is he ok? with being dead...

 

[Schizzy]

*Sprinkles bread pudding onto Trillby*

 

[ShindoL Shill]

...
*stern facial expression*
you want to stop that?
*gets out dog-cannon*

 

[RaNDM G]

Everything is an innuendo at face value. Case in point.

*Sprinkles bread pudding onto Trillby*

Looks like somebody's got the hots for somebody.

 

[Schizzy]

*Makes it rain cats on Trillby*

 

[ShindoL Shill]

*jumps into a sea of dogs*
dogs... a cats one weakness.
except linoleum.
and water.
and weapons.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Random photo time

Spoiler: For real its me

[IMG_inline caption=Ready to take on the Wasteland]http://p.twimg.com/AhLlTlLCQAEwxnw.jpg[/IMG_inline]​

 

[staika]

@Lost: that's awesome I wish I had a gas mask >.>

Spoiler: RANDOM PHOTO TIME!!

am I doing it right

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika Abe Lincoln riding a bear in the snow wielding an assault rifle and carrying the Declaration of Independence?
meh.

 

[TheIronRuler]

@staika I remember that pic. There were also other presidents there, like Mecha Roosevelt.

 

[Schizzy]

@staika:

0_0

That's not you!

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: or is it..........

Fine it isn't me but how about I take a picture of myself in a cowboy hat wearing an airsoft mask. That should look weird enough