Serial Killer Round 37: The Special Holiday Edition (Get those votes in.)

[CounterAttack]

@Sky: He said it, it counts. Any mention of those four words together, intended to be used for comedic effect, gets a punishment.

@Steak: She didn't say it. And I'd have to come up with a new one for each time Sky posts if it's in her title.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@CA: What if I made a marrow in the knee joke? >.<

 

[Zero_ctrl]

@Link: Bad Link!
Back to the Punalty Box!

 

[CounterAttack]

@Link: Then I would knock you out, and you would wake up chained up inside a glass tank, wearing a scuba mask, a catheter and an IV drip to keep you alive. After seeing that you are awake, I would have the tank filled entirely with formaldehyde and sealed. You would be kept alive, to suffer: death is too quick, you don't get to experience the consequences of making that "joke". I don't really know how long you'll live, but the end won't be painless.

Yes, I did copy this from a book. =P

 

[SteakHeart]

@CA: Oh, by the way, I got my revenge: I PUT FAR TOO MUCH SEASONING ON YOUR FOOD AHAHAHAHA

 

[Link_to_Future]

@CA: Well then it's certainly a good thing that I didn't make a joke about the bone structure of the human leg. >.>

@Zero: Aww...but I just got out of there. Aren't you done punishing me yet?

 

[SteakHeart]

@Link: I PUT FAR TOO MUCH MUSTARD ON YOUR HOT DOG AHAHAHAHA

 

[CounterAttack]

@Link: The same goes for jokes involving a certain portion of the human leg and one component of a two-part ranged weapon.

@Steak: Actually, the katsu sauce on my lunch just now was perfect, if a tad spicy.

 

[Lost In The Void]

@Link: The same goes for jokes involving a certain portion of the human leg and one component of a two-part ranged weapon.

@Steak: Actually, the katsu sauce on my lunch just now was perfect, if a tad spicy.

@CA: So I shouldn't make jokes about taking a bullet to the ankle? Damn that was my best gig.

 

[SteakHeart]

@CA: THAT'S WHAT YOU THOUGHT! THE INTESTINAL PAIN WILL TAKE HOLD ANY MINUTE NOW AHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[CounterAttack]

@Void: Nah, bullet to the ankle is fine. Just don't get out a bow.

@Steak: *hits Caps Lock key on your keyboard* Sure, mate, keep dreaming. Opposite side of the Pacific Ocean, remember.

 

[SteakHeart]

@CA: I'm a ghost, remember. Muahahahaha! I'm also American, which gives me power! >

 

[CounterAttack]

@Steak: *readies sheepapult* The power to be buried under over thirty million sheep, which I have at my command?

 

[SteakHeart]

@CA: *Loads cheeseburger trebuchet* To bury you under fatty foods, which repel foreigners!

 

[Schizzy]

@Steak: *Aims coco-ballista at Steak* Behold the power of tropical fruits. *Adds pineapple to the shot*

 

[SteakHeart]

@Schizzy: *Aims French-fry minigun at you with free hand*

 

[RaNDM G]

Only ten people left. Do rounds usually last this long?

 

[CounterAttack]

Hurry up and take out the killer already. I'm gonna be a bit annoyed if I'm not the next winner of the game... *grumbles*

 

[axle 19]

The killer has struck again. Check those inboxes people.

 

[SteakHeart]

@Schizzy: Also, I put FAR TOO MUCH [Insert your least favorite seasoning here] ONTO YOUR [Insert food you had for lunch] THAT YOU HAD FOR LUNCH AHAHAHAH