Serial Killer Round 37: The Special Holiday Edition (Get those votes in.)

[Link_to_Future]

@RaN: No, but our spy was particularly ineffective this round. It looks like everyone is working off of random guessing at this point.

Honestly, this is the prime situation for the killer. If he/she plays their cards right, there is a real chance that they could pull this one off.

I have theories, but no basis. So in other words, I have no idea who our mastermind is here beyond gut feelings (which rarely hold up in a court of law).

The only person who has any real power to change this status quo is the medic and we would need a damn clever/lucky one to pull it off.

So basically, I'm giddy watching this. I only wish I had paid a little more attention at the beginning of the game. >.<

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Link you're worried about gut feelings holding up in a court of law?
our legal system works by pointing fingers and killing the guy who gets blamed the most.
i think gut feelings would be overwhelming evidence.

 

[Moros]

Well shit

Spoiler: It was bound to happen sooner or later

I sit in my clinic waiting for the end to this weird game of murder. As I look up from my book I see a dark figure standing in my doorway. "So it seems I have finally been found by the killer. Took you long enough," I mockingly say to the figure as I take a sip of whiskey.

When I look up from my drink, I see that the killer has pulled out a Tesla Cannon. "Ah the Tesla Cannon, powerful enough to stop the heart in an instant and to melt my brain. Well you won't have a cleaner shot to do it than this," I say as stand up.

"Any last words before you're fried?" the killer asks me as he points the weapon at my chest. "Yeah, kill them all," I say with a smirk on my face. With an evil smile, the killer fires the weapon at me. As soon as the blast hits me, my heart stops, killing me before I hit the floor. As the electricity continues to run through my lifeless body, my eyes melt in their sockets and my brain fries until it's well done.

The killer watches with grim satisfaction as my body stops twitching after about a minute. The killer then turns to leave, walking through a completely empty clinic. The killer didn't know but the clinic had saved no one, the doctor giving up after the sixth murder. The killer steps out into the brisk winter night and takes a deep breath of the cold air before walking off to find his next victim.

Hopefully I did well with my first death. Took me forever just to get enough inspiration to write the damn thing. That last bit of dialogue was said because at this point I'm hoping the killer wins.

*Proceeds to eat bratwurst in the JIB*

 

[axle 19]

Our medic has finally fallen, avoiding the medic curse. Get those votes in people.

 

[Zero_ctrl]

@Ynnek: I thought it was pretty good!

@Link: You jinxed him!

 

[RaNDM G]

I totally saw it coming.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@RG then tell me, if you're so psychic, HOW MANY COOKIES AM I HOLDING!

 

[Jak23]

@Trilby: Five, three in one hand, 2 in the other.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Jak WRONG! two in one hand three in the other.
there's a difference.

 

[CounterAttack]

@Trilby: That's just cheating. Like saying you have $1.10 in coins, but one isn't a dollar coin... the other one is. -_-

 

[ShindoL Shill]

no its not. my left hand is one hand my right hand is my other hand.
because i never use it. except for poiuyhnjklmb.;[]'/#=-09987

 

[sky14kemea]

Apparently we won the 'Best Forum Game' in that community awards thing in Off Topic.

Let's all give ourselves a pat on the back, or something along those lines.

And for all the dead people (myself included), free foot massages from our kind angel hosts!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@sky we won? huzzah! *opens champagne*
i've got the perfect thing for this:

 

[Jak23]

Staika got second place in best avatar! 8O

 

[War Penguin]

@Sky: Yay!

Wait, Forum Game or RP? 'Cause it could go either way.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Penguin y'know what else could go either way?
me.

SEX JOKES! yeeeeh.

@Jak which one won?

 

[Jak23]

@WP: You also got an honorable mention in best username!
Also I think we're going to get a surge of new people coming next round, thank God I'm on the regulars now...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Penguin y'know what else could go either way?
me.

SEX JOKES! yeeeeh.

@Jak which one won?

 

[CounterAttack]

Honestly, I opposed the idea of the awards from the beginning, though I never validated the thread's existence by posting there. SK even being nominated is difficult, since it can't be classed as exclusively a forum game or role-play.

And the choice of badge recipient is a bit off. Axle is only GMing this round (no offence, axle, but I don't really think being in the right place at the right time is enough to earn it). If anyone, Neo should get the badge since he's the only official winner thus far - if one even has to be given out.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Penguin y'know what else could go either way?
me.

SEX JOKES! yeeeeh.

@Jak which one won?