Serial Killer Round 38: The Round We Make Contact (It's All Over!)

[Pm0n3y]

And so, RaNDM G was our next victim!
With that, my lovelies, the time to play cultist vigilantes has arose yet again!
[HEADING=1]Send in those Votes![/HEADING]

 

[staika]

Aww poor RaNDM G, he was too young to die. Oh well life goes on.

Also Voted

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Note to self:
Kill him in Mall fight as well.

 

[CounterAttack]

Damn... looks like the Arbiter was second to go. =/
Vote incoming.

 

[RaNDM G]

@Skye I believe you. In my mind, the scene fit better with a girl hostage. I'm sexist like that.

@staika I'm haunting your house, messing all your stuff up.

@CA Don't worry about it. They always go after the new guys first.

@Diablo Sorry. I'm not playing that game anymore.

 

[staika]

@RaN: That's fine just don't mess up the jacuzzi. That will make me mad

 

[RaNDM G]

@staika What jacuzzi? Oh, you mean that big ass busted up bucket of water you had in the backyard?

Had to throw it out. Was totally in the way of this new overpass the state wanted to put over your property.

 

[staika]

@RaN:

Not my jacuzzi!! Now I have to settle for my pool.....

 

[GrimGrimoire]

And there goes the second victim. Looks like it's vigilante time!
Vote inbound.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

*opens up a torch and pitchfork stand*

Get your lynchin' tools here, can't lynch without somethin' to stab and burn!

Ten dollars a torch and fifteen for the forks!!

 

[staika]

@Mort: Hey I'll take a torch but can I get a discount if I buy both a torch and a fork?

 

[InsomniJack]

@Mortis Ten bucks for a torch?

Spoiler: Hell, I can make a torch for a dollar

Ta-dah!

 

[Jak23]

Insomni is the killer! Or rather his other personality is. Just look at his badges, his batman villain is Two-face! XD
Voted...

 

[InsomniJack]

@Jak WHAT? That's ridiculous! I'd never do such a thing!

Spoiler: Just listen to my avatar, he...

... Yeah, let's just ignore that one.

*votes*

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@staika: Tweny bucks for a basic bundle (torch & pitchfork), thirty-five for a double-bundle (two of each), and fifty for a family bundle (three torches and two pitchforks).

@Insomni: Yeah, but my torches last longer!

 

[Malyc]

@Mortis: I'll take a double bundle. Do you sell Duct Tape?

*is gonna tape a torch to each pitchfork, and duel wield them.*

Also, vote inbound.

 

[Loremaster P]

@Mortis: I'll take two pitchforks and three torches please, how much is that?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

*changes sign to "Lynch-Mart: The Store for ALL Your Lynching Needs"*

@Malyc: Indeed I do. Check on aisle four.

@Lore: Well, that'll be fifty dollars. And would you be interested in becoming a rewards member?

 

[Malyc]

@Mortis: Ok, thanx. *heads to aisle 4, grabs 2 rolls*

Do you gift wrap?

 

[Loremaster P]

@Mortis: Very much so, what are the benefits? Something like pricecuts and free wares once in a while?