Serial Killer Round 38: The Round We Make Contact (It's All Over!)

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Malyc: Of course! Do you have a design of wrap in mind?

@Lore: Well, for becoming a member you get a ten percent discount on all Lynch-mart brand items as well as an additional five percent towards sale items. Also, registering now, you get a free additional torch. Memberships are simply a twenty dollar annual fee, but the benefits definitely make it worthwhile.

 

[Schizzy]

@Mortis: HEY! Nobody steals my witch hunt business!

*Opens up Witch Hunt Hut next to Mortis' box*

@Lynchers: Get yer witch hunting wares here! I've got pitchforks, pitchfork with poison tines, pitchforks with poison handles, pitch-torches, flaming pitchforks, flame throwing pitchforks, electric pitchforks, dinner forks dessert forks, and a whole lot more!

We don't sell forks too! We've got torches, electric torches, steam-powered torches, torches with torches, torched torches, napalm torches, grenade torches, olympic torches... we even stock Prometheus' Torch*

*Purchasing the Prometheus Torch will subject to terms and conditions, and that purchasers must sign an NDA that prohibits buyers from revealing any knowledge of the seller of the torch.

 

[Berenzen]

@Schizzy *Purchases Prometheus Torch*

@All Hey guys, look what I got from Schizzy!

 

[Malyc]

@Mortis: I was thinking something with skulls, to kinda get the point across.

 

[CounterAttack]

@Schiz: Where are you getting all these Greek artifacts from? Poseidon's trident, Prometheus's Torch... Have you been raiding my stash of Demigods material? 'Cause I might need that lot back in the future. =P

 

[Schizzy]

*Prometheus' Torch flares with the power of a thousand suns. The resulting heat, crisps Berezen's skin and boils his fluids, cooking all vital organs. The expanding gasses and fluid reaches a pressure point where the weakened skin can no longer maintain cohesion, causing Berezen to painfully explode in a visceral display. Meanwhile, Prometheus' Torch reappears on Schizzy's Witch Hunt Hut.*

@Berezen: I should've mentioned the consequences of breaking that NDA.

@CA: Well... urmmm... I get them from a.... reliable supplier. That's it. Reliable supplier.

 

[CounterAttack]

@Schiz: Sure, mate. So I wonder what would happen if I were to look in the Chest of Big Shiny McGuffins and Symbols of Power... lemme see here. Lightning bolt, Helm of Darkness, a set of reed pipes, Complete Works of Shakespeare, Holy MacGuffin...

Eh, I'll finish looking later.

 

[Schizzy]

@CA: *Hides box labelled "Greek thingamajigs" under the counter*

Why would you think I have any of your Greek stuff there? I am a legitimate business, see?

*Holds up dubious license to trade in all things witch-hunt and demigod-related*

 

[Malyc]

@Schizzy: Do you have any swords? Preferably of Achilles or Odysseus. (Holy hell i spelled that right)

 

[Schizzy]

@Malyc: Sorry, I only carry wares for witch hunts, the kinda stuff mobs are interested in. Swords are for soldiers and gentlemen that love duels and wars. Can I interest you in Prometheus' Torch instead?

 

[Malyc]

@Schizzy: Thought you already sold that... Also, do you have either a pitchfork that shoots torches or a torch that shoots pitchforks?

 

[Berenzen]

A dog picks up Berenzen's brain and brings it back to his house, dropping it in a cylindrical tank. The dog pressed the big red button on a nearby machine with it's nose. Gears whirr and clang as an arm picks up the tank and puts it on top of a headless robot, through the speakers in it's chest, Berenzen's voice crys out in a tinny voice.

"WEAPON is complete. Now to work on TRIBUTEWEAPON. Where's that drill..."

 

[Schizzy]

@Malyc: Well... Berenzen broke the NDA. Deliberately, I might add. So he got torched and it returns to my possession. And now I'm offering it to you.

And yes, I do have torch-shooting pitchforks AND pitchfork-shooting torches!

A bag of gold for each.

 

[Malyc]

@Schizzy: *hands over 4 bags of gold* I'll take 2 of each. I'm bad at deciding...

 

[RaNDM G]

I just made cinnamon rolls.

They are so good.

 

[Nouw]

@RaNDM G: Pics or it didn't happen .

 

[staika]

@Nouw: that made me LOL, thank you for that XD

also gah my cat keeps attacking my rugs for some reason. It's hard to sleep when shes bouncing all over the place >.>

 

[Nouw]

@staika: Any time buddy! And maybe you could sleep with it

 

[Malyc]

@Nouw/Staika: Cats... I feel your pain. (Roomates cat does not know how to be quiet at night)

 

[SkyeNeko]

@staika: my cat does that too. unfortunately, she also likes to chew on earphones. after mentioning that to someone last night, guess what i woke up to? a pair of destroyed beats. RIP pair of earphones that arent really mine. i now am back to not having earphones or a microphone.