Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[Link_to_Future]

@Malyc: Don't worry, the containment may still be permanent, but you won't be isolated by any means. You'll have easy video chat access with anyone present in the thread plus infinite catering options directly from the JIB. I may be taking you captive, but no one can say that I'm not a generous host. ^_^

@CA: I tried to follow Rob after he left The Escapist, but he became extremely hostile towards his fans for a while. He might still be making episodes of Unforgotten Realms but his actions alienated at least one fan. It's too bad...I really enjoyed his sense of humor too when he wasn't snapping at people for imagined offenses...

The series playing today...I don't watch a lot of them anymore. No Right Answer and Jiminquisition only serve to annoy me, I'm positive that Movie Bob is the one of the best trolls on the internet, I've openly stated that Zero Punctuation is overrated anymore, and really Loading Ready Run's shows are the only ones that I readily anticipate each week.

Then again, I'm probably just a grouchy old man anymore when it comes to my free entertainment. >.<

@Sonora: Oh good god...I hate it when that happens. :/

You should type any longer post in some sort of word processing program like Microsoft Word or Notepad before putting it on this site. Nothing is worse than losing an hour's worth of writing to the abyss of the internet. Copying it to a program like that helps to avoid sad situations.

 

[staika]

@sonora: I've done that many times before, one time I lost the entire opening post to one of the RP's that I was starting that took about 3 hours to put together. Now I use word for my longer posts so I can avoid that happening again >.>

 

[CounterAttack]

@Link: Yeah... I've never been a fan of Jimquisition or No Right Answer. Nor MovieBob, for that matter. I've only ever seen a couple of Escape to the Movies vids, only because the movie in question sparks my interest. The Big Picture I don't watch. I dunno what it's about. *shrug*

I only really watch the LRR videos, often more than once if I don't have anything else to do. LRR's Feed Dump has been more than welcome in my viewing history.

Zero Punctuation I watch more for the entertainment in the video than for the reviews themselves, unless it's a game I care about. In which case I'll understand Yahtzee's point of view and move on with my life as opposed to being a blind hater.

@Sonora: Oh geez... that sucks. I know the feeling. *shoulderpat*

 

[Sonora 49]

I don't even remember it all even though it was short.

 

[Malyc]

@Link: Oh, I guess thats ok then...

*orders up some Filet Mignon*

IZ DELISHUS!!!

@Sonora: I hate it when that happens... However, as I'm still to lazy to use a word processor to type posts in... It will probably continue to happen XD

 

[Sonora 49]

*sigh* time to retype it. On notepad this time.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@CA: Actually, I'm pretty ok with Movie Bob...most of the time. His tastes in movies and mine have a tendency to align and The Big Picture covers pretty interesting points even if some of his production values annoy the hell out of me.

It's just that Bob has a tendency to make inflammitory strawman comments far more frequently than he should. It's like he's trying to attract a hateful audience rather than one of fans. It's just obnoxious even when I agree with him.

Zero Punctuation is still entertaining but the novelty wore out years ago. I still agree with most of Yahtzee's points but I don't roll on the floor laughing like I did back in 2007. Guess it makes sense really.

And yeah, LRR is the best. I love all of their videos, especially when a Commodore Hussle comes down the line. Those always make me smile broadly.

@Sonora: I understand not remembering it totally, but this gives you a second shot at writing it. If you need any idea help, feel free to talk to any of us. I'm sure someone will be able to throw some inspiration your way. ^_^

 

[CounterAttack]

@Link: I love commodoreHUSTLE episodes. Easily some of the best they've done. There was also the Friday Nights mini-series (not on the Escapist) a while back, done in a similar vein. Did you watch it? Granted, most of the jokes and some of the dialogue don't make much sense if you don't play Magic, but still.

 

[Sonora 49]

Thanks Link!

 

[Sonora 49]

[spoiler my retyped improved death]I was in the park watching ducks swim in the pond and listening to music.
Which is why I didn't hear a person walk up behind me and pull out a gun.I didn't even notice he/she was behind me until he'she knocked my right earbud out of my ear and whispered in my ear in a raspy voice,"Stand up slowly no screaming and no sudden moves if you want to live." Terrified I stood up, I began to turn around until he/she said, "Don't turn around or I'll shoot you here and now." I stopped in my tracks.
"Now walk to the portapotties." He/she said pointing to the blue portapotties located on a steep hill.
I walked up the hill with he/she walking closely behind occasionally jabbing me in the back with his/her gun to remind me not to scream.
When we got there he/she shoved me in to one of the portapotties, then he/she walked in and closed and locked the door behind him/her. I took a breath to scream but it was to late he/she pulled the trigger before I could even see his/her face.
Since his/her gun had a silencer on it no one found my body till much later and by then he/she had already escaped.[/spoiler]

I hope you like it! It's pretty short.

 

[RaNDM G]

@Sonora: I thought it was funny.

@InOtherNews: Only seven people left.

 

[Malyc]

@Sonora: Not bad.

*continues eating all the catering from the JIB that Link allows*

 

[Nouw]

@Sonora: So the killer has some kind of connection to portapotties...we have a lead! Short but amusing, nice ^^.
@steke: Thanks. Now that I look at it, it looks kinda scary.

 

[staika]

@Sonora: The portapottie murderer strikes again, I would catch him but I am sadly dead D:

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Sonora: Nice one. Made me chuckle. ^_^

@Malyc: Hey now...don't abuse that too much. We don't want you turning into Slimer or something.

@Nouw: Well, Gorillaz is kind of a scary band. Their music is great though.

 

[Malyc]

@Link: Hmmm... True. Very true.

*avoids turning into the Slimer by eating only very healthy red meat, potatoes, and Mt Dew*

 

[Nouw]

@Link: I suppose they are with Murdoc's satanism, Russell's inner-demon, 2D's drug-problem and Noodle's super-solder thing.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Malyc: Ah yes, the All-American diet. Add some apple pie to the mix and you will be truly living the dream. ^_^

@Nouw: Gorillaz is one of those bands where the stories of the members are just as equally interesting as the music. I'm always eagerly awaiting their next record to drop, both so I have more tunes to play and so I can see where their stories go.

 

[Malyc]

@Link: But apple pie has fruit in it, meaning it isn't healthy...

 

[Berenzen]

@Link They're putting it on hold indefinitely. Or hadn't you heard?