Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[Link_to_Future]

@Berenzen: I hadn't. I'll admit, my following is only scattershot when I don't see a new album on the immediate horizon.

So yeah, kinda sad about that. Still, if Blink-182 can come back from a hiatus, I think anyone can. >.>

@Malyc: But...apple pie IS America! How can you deny its cinnamony goodness?

 

[Malyc]

@Link: ...

I can has it alamode?

O.O

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Malyc: Add chilled creamy wonderfulness to the crisp cinnamony goodness?

I can think of nothing more patriotic than that! =D

 

[Malyc]

@Link: YAY!

*noms patriotic apple pie alamode*

 

[Schizzy]

*Laces patriotic pie with ghostly cyanide*

 

[Sonora 49]

Thanks everyone!

 

[Malyc]

*is apparently going to die a second, and much less dramatic death of poisoning*

DAMN YOU SCHIZZY!!!

*finishes apple pie and scotch*

It'd be a shame to waste good whiskey...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mal Oh really?
*bursts in with a Tommy gun and kills everyone, including Mal, before the cyanide can*

 

[Malyc]

@Trilby: Was that necessary?

*bleeds out*

 

[Schizzy]

@Trill: Yeah, was that necessary?

*Pours incorporeal coagulants on Malyc*

@Malyc: Now succumb to the poison like the good killer ghost you are.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@ViolentGhostAntics: Even after death, the residents of Murderville are...murdery(?)...as ever.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Malzzy: Yes. Yes it was. Very much so.

 

[staika]

2 and a half more pages we can do it!!
But one of my classmates just broke his 8th hard drive in about 3 years. You'd think you'd learn not to experiment with your computer at the 2nd broken hard drive >.>

 

[RaNDM G]

@ViolentGhostAntics: This is why I don't go to Jesus Infinite Buffet.

That and they don't have Coke.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@RaN: They don't?! Blasphemers!! Heretics!! This is an outrage!!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika You would think, wouldn't you...
How can you not think that?

 

[staika]

@trilby: he likes to over clock his computer since he is obsessed with benchmarking his computer for bragging rights. My teachers have told him many times that its not a good idea but he never listens.

 

[Malyc]

@Schizzy: Fineee...

*dies of pie poisoning, comes back 10 seconds later as... a ghost*

 

[Link_to_Future]

@RaN: They do too have Coke. It's just not on tap...you actually have to go back into the freezer and pick up one of the glass bottles.

@Malyc: A ghost of a ghost? Sounds confusing. [http://video.adultswim.com/aqua-teen-hunger-force/the-ghost-of-the-ghost-of-the-ghost-of-smiley-junction.html]

 

[RaNDM G]

@Link: The freezer is locked.

No one has the key.