Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[staika]

@Link: I almost had to knock on the front door and hope that my dogs would bark since our doorbell is broken. I had to call my sister and luckily she answered her phone and let me in.

@Mort: Well my mom told me she'd get me one but I swear she has the worst memory in the whole damn world since she always forgets. Besides it doesn't happen that often so it's not like I get on her case about it that often. I did leave her an angry note that she will find when she wakes up since I usually sleep in until 10 >.>

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@staika: The note isn't angry enough. She needs to learn her place in the household, like every mother should. Then tell her to make you a sandwich.

 

[staika]

@mort: Excellent idea, I'd do it but I am incredibly lazy and I am concerned that by doing that I wouldn't be eating for awhile >.>

 

[RaNDM G]

I'm back.

@Malyc: You call that a gun?

Spoiler: This is a gun.

 

[Malyc]

@Randm: You can't invoke the name of the GAU-8 on me. I've already done that far too often.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@staika: That's why you tell her to keep makin' you sammiches so you don't go hungry. 'Cause what? You gonna make 'em yourself? Pfffffft...right.

@RaN: You call that a gun?!

Spoiler: This...

Spoiler: ...is a gun.

Spoiler: ...and this is what it fires.

That's right, A&W root beer. Delicious from a distance...

 

[Malyc]

@Mortis: There comes a point in every man's life when he looks at the cartridge he's about to shoot and realizes "this is gonna hurt me as much as what I shoot with it..."

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Malyc: I wonder where I can buy a .95 revolver...

 

[Malyc]

@Mortis: Dude, no. Just no. I cannot allow it for fear of your personal safety.

Spoiler: This is what the gun Randm posted shoots

 

[RaNDM G]

@Mort: Are you kidding me?

Spoiler: This...

Spoiler: Is...

Spoiler: A gun.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Malyc: I'm gonna do it!!

@RaN: Hey, no fair. You switched them...

 

[Malyc]

@Randm: I cannot argue that fact.

Spoiler: You guys want a real gun?

Spoiler: This is a real gun.

 

[RaNDM G]

@Mort: Yes, but only so I could set up the best joke.

[sub]*ahem*[/sub]

One ring... to rule them all.

Okay, I'm done.

 

[Malyc]

@Randm: Oh for the love of...

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Spoiler: @RaN

 

[RaNDM G]

Yeah, I know. I suck.

But this...

Spoiler: This is a gun.

 

[Schizzy]

@Gunz: This...

Spoiler: is what real men use

 

[Malyc]

@schizzy: Mine was self propelled...

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@RaN: Too excessive.

@Schizzy: Not excessive enough.

 

[Schizzy]

@Mort:
@Malyc:

Fine...

Spoiler: Self-propelled AND excessive